<p>I'm attempting to write an essay thats the generic "tell us about yourself" prompt. My idea:</p>
<p>I am 4 foot 11. I want to write my essay describing myself as "transstatured" (would that be offensive, the play on transgendered?), and say I feel I am a tall person in a short persons body in the way that I view life, and have a slight napoleon complex. It would be cheery in tone but sarcastic, not taking itself too seriously but still giving a lot of personality. Is this unique and thoughtful? My number one is Georgetown, if that gives you an idea of the level of school I'm looking at.</p>