<p>who’s there?</p>
<p>To…</p>
<p>…to who…</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!
“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “THE CHICKEN.” </p>
<p>LOL, I died the first time I heard that one.</p>
<p>Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “You man the guns. I’ll drive.” Hahah :)</p>
<p>*to whom!!!</p>
<p>Favorite anti-joke:</p>
<p>What’s blue and smells like red paint?</p>
<p>Blue paint ohhhhh</p>
<p>
Lulz, I have to use this.</p>
<p>Once, Rick Astley asked if he could borrow my Pixar movie collection, so I told him “Ok, I’ll lend you Toy Story, Cars, and Finding Nemo… but I’m never gonna give you Up.”</p>
<p>Ha</p>
<p>^ L, O, freaking L.</p>
<p>What has 4 legs, is green, and if it comes down from a tree would kill you?</p>
<p>If you’re russian when you go into the bathroom and you’re not russian when you come out what are you while you’re in the bathroom?</p>
<p>Ur a peein</p>
<p>@NuclearMatches I cant believe you just Rickroll’d us in a joke lol</p>
<p>@JacobimMugatu what?</p>
<p>(Courtesy of Spongebob)
What do you call a vampire whose cr breaks down 3 miles from the blood bank?</p>
<p>A cab!!!</p>
<p>@JacobimMugatu: Is it a sofa?</p>
<p>What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple?</p>
<p>The Holocaust. </p>
<p>What do you call a black guy, a gay guy, and a Jewish guy living on the same street?</p>
<p>An example of a diverse community.</p>
<p>Why did the hipster burn his mouth?</p>
<p>He ate the pizza before it got cool.</p>
<p>Anti joke. What would George Washington do if he were alive today?</p>
<p>Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.</p>
<p>What’s big, brown, and rhymes with Snoop?</p>
<p>Dr. Dre</p>
<p>Schroedinger’s cat walks into a bar. And then he doesn’t.</p>
<p>Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.</p>
<p>Some kid told me this joke in 5th grade.</p>
<p>Student: Can I go to the bathroom?</p>
<p>Teacher: You can go if you
can recite the alphabet. </p>
<p>Student: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h,
i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u,
v, w, x, y, z</p>
<p>Teacher: Where’s the P?</p>
<p>Student: It’s dripping down my leg!</p>
<p>This joke works way better verbally:</p>
<p>What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-three year olds?</p>
<p>There are twenty of them…</p>
<p>knock knock jokes are pretty stupid…</p>
<p>seriously, </p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
Boo?
Boo who?
Stop crying.</p>
<p>***?</p>