<p>LOL</p>
<p>A kid asks to his dad.</p>
<ul>
<li>Dad, can you give me a bicycle?</li>
<li>Why? You already have a window.</li>
</ul>
<p>After that, the kid never more ate beans.</p>
<p>(It sounds better in Portuguese… I LMAO whenever I tell this joke to my friends and they look at me like “lol dude ***”)</p>
<p>^^</p>
<p>I know this was probably meant in good fun, but some people will take offense. This thread is decent, and I really don’t want to see it taken down by those who make jokes at other people’s misfortunes.</p>
<p>Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oh, come right in, Who!</p>
<p>Directions:
<p>3) Read top to bottom but say cow AFTER each word
Cows
About
Talking
Noob
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look</p>
<p>4) Read top to bottom but say cow before and after each word
Cows
About
Talking
Noob
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look</p>
<p>5) Read bottom up
Cows
About
Talking
Noob
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look</p>
<p>I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I just couldn’t put it down.</p>
<p>You can tell alot about a person from their car, for example, if it’s In a ditch, it’s a woman.</p>
<p>Yesterday I fell backwards down the up escalator, I fell down stairs for 30 freaking minutes.</p>
<p>What did the duckling say when his mom laid an orange instead of a egg? Look at that orange-marmalade.</p>
<p>I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.</p>
<p>Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive”</p>
<p>The pun master has entered the building.</p>
<p>Game, set, match = tennis</p>
<p>Set, match, run = arson</p>
<p>Except that isn’t terrible, it’s awesome</p>
<p>Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?</p>
<p>He was hit by a bus.</p>
<p>Two eggs and a slice of toast walk into a restaurant.
The waiter said, Sorry we dont serve breakfast here</p>