That Guy- College Edition!

<p>Preface:
Ok, this is inspired by the Ivy League Personified thread that got ruined because people were being critical of the OP's statements. Basically, you describe what party stereotype your chosen college fills.</p>

<p>Background:
So, Harvard is throwing the biggest party of the year and all colleges are invited. Your job is to pick and describe the colleges that go to the party. Something like that you get the idea. Descriptions shouldn't be just student body stereotypes but geography, weather, mascot, just whatever youre feeling.</p>

<p>Harvard- Hosting the party because he is that guy. His appearance is perfect for his own huge kegger and everyone will laugh at his jokes, whatever. But when he eventually passes out everyone will write filth all over him with sharpie, shave his hair, and steal his stuff.</p>

<p>Cornell- The guy that everyone thinks might be retarded. While actually quite bright, Cornell is the guy who eats dirt, jumps off of high places, or lights himself on fire for dares or money. He is actually looking for attention and trying to fit in. Self-esteem issues.</p>

<p>Amherst- One of the few chill kids that the Ivy League will actually talk to at the party. Amherst is just cool, smooth, and gets all the ladies at the party. The thing is He always brings the uninvited kids that everyone thinks are just off/weird: Hampshire, Mount Holyoke, Smith, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst to the party even though everyone told him not to.</p>

<p>Brown- She's the girl who always ends up naked at the end of the party, arrested, or both.</p>

<p>Yale would be the type who doesn't really want to go because she was in a bad relationship with Harvard that was really straining (he was on drugs, did cocaine, cheated on her, she found out, they ended up in a physical fight, the police were called, they both ended in jail, she ended up plotting to kill his mistress, but they both got over it in the end) but she goes because she loves everybody else and because Princeton pretty much forced her to go. Then Yale and Harvard get into another argument and there's lots of lamp throwing which ends the night.</p>

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