That's what she said!

<p>So I know everyone has experienced or witnessed a that's what she said moment. What is your favorite one? For me it was when I was eating lunch one day and this girl was opening like this sealed plastic thing of peaches or whatever. Well anyway when she was opening it it spilled on her or something and she yelled out "omg it squirted on me!" and I was all "that's what she said!" haha so anyway yeah share your favorite moments.</p>

<p>I have possibly the best/worst one ever. I get grimaces every time I retell it, without fail.</p>

<p>I work at tex-Mex restaurant, where we sell this sauce called Creamy Jalapeno. Basically, it looks exactly like......well, you know.</p>

<p>So this girl is walking out the door with a to-go box, which had obviously been the victim of a tragic spill. She exclaims "Whoa, there's white, creamy stuff on my box!"</p>

<p>Yes, I know. Unbeatable. One of those that doesn't even necessitate a verbal response. The joke is understood.</p>

<p>Teacher: Turn to page 69
Students together: UGH
Kate (friend of mine): THATS WHAT SHE SAID</p>

<p>Gaaaah, that's what she said jokes get so old, but if they're used reaaaally sparingly and only when really [in]appropriate, it can be somewhat funny. lol.</p>

<p>About Spanish class:</p>

<p>Friend: It's not hard, it's just a pain in the ass.
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!</p>

<p>Like in my example? lol, if that's not a perfect opportunity (assuming you know what "box" means in the vernacular...Urban</a> Dictionary: box), I don't know what is...</p>

<p>In pre-calc, when my teacher was discussing a graph he just drew..
"I free-handed it, so it wasn't that good"</p>

<p>lol yeah hookem I liked it</p>

<p>That's-what-she-said jokes are juvenile. So is drawing genitalia on every writable surface.</p>

<p>:rolleyes:</p>

<p>thats what she saids arent even funny, the real skill lies in purposfully saying things in a sexual way, that makes the other person feel immature for "going there", but you give no inclination to the fact that you were even thinking of that. Make them feel juvenile.</p>

<p>Math teacher: "ugh, this is really hard to pull out"
Me in the back of the class: "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"</p>

<p>That was long and hard (about a test)
Thats what she said</p>

<p>stupid, but they all are, lol</p>

<p>ok, not a twss, but still really funny:</p>

<p>Someone was giving a presentation on teachers had had this quote:
"The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth.'"</p>

<p>-then someone in the class says: that's not what he called it!</p>

<p>I was at the Melting Pot (fondue restaurant) with my friend and we were given meat to dip in cheese and he said: This is the best tasting meat I've ever had in my mouth!</p>

<p>Lol Plass... was this fifth period by any chance?</p>

<p>I heard that you guys gave her a realllly hard time, hahaaha.</p>

<p>This was in my Robotics Club class after school back in freshman year. We were just messing around with Legos and my friend dropped the "building" we were making. When we tried to put back together, my friend put in one of the beams backwards and in the wrong hole (the beam was put in diagonally) and I said "No, you gotta put it in the other way and through the bottom hole". Then my teacher who overheard delivered the line.</p>

<p>Both happened in public places:</p>

<p>Friend A takes the straw out of a milkshake
Friend B: Put back in before it drips!<br>
...kinda gross.</p>

<p>Friend A tries to put a CD in his CD player in a fast food place (retro, I know). It won't go in.
Friend A: Take it! Come on, take it! TAKE IT! etc etc
Friend B: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Everyone in the restaurant: <em>horrified stare</em></p>

<p>That's what she said = My entire semester. </p>

<p>Best one I've had:</p>

<p>"My thighs are so sore. I really shouldn't have worked so hard last night"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"</p>

<p>Followed by: "That's what I just said..."</p>

<p>BEST ONE EVER</p>

<p>Reading the bible in theology:
Teacher: Luke just had Mary in this position where he could lie around and do nothing and Mary had to do all the work.
Kid: "That's what she said"
The entire class was then over.</p>

<p>wow ... before this post i've never heard of that phrase b4</p>