That's what your mom said last night...

<p>guys... please stop being so obsessed about each others' moms... k thanx...</p>

<p>Your mom is obsessed about me, so why shouldn't I be obsessed about your mom!?</p>

<p>OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO</p>

<p>ChaosTheory, your dad and I had a great time last night. Apparently, he likes muscle twinks.</p>

<p>:D</p>

<p>What. o_O /<em>comment</em>/</p>

<p>OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO</p>

<p>Actually, that's pretty weird.</p>

<p>Aww, heeeelllllllll no.</p>

<p>Umm, you guys know I'm joking, right? Sometimes, kids don't get these things. I would never do that to anyone's dad...
Anyway, if you're offended, I'm sorry.</p>

<p>yo' momma's so old, she had a backstage pass to a bethoven concert</p>

<p>and yes, snoopy, i went there.</p>

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Your mom is obsessed about me, so why shouldn't I be obsessed about your mom!?

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<p>She doesn't even know about this site, or any of the members of this site, so why should she be obsessed about anyone here? Nice try, but please stop trying to find futile excuses for your fetish. Thanks.</p>

<p><disclaimer>And yeah, I'm joking too... for those who don't know. In fact this whole thread is one big joke. </disclaimer></p>

<p>your mom's so fat, that when she jumps for joy...</p>

<p>she gets stuck!</p>

<p>OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO snaps....</p>

<p>tisthetruth, you're way too nice. I'm pretty sure everyone got the fact that you were joking...............................................................................................................except yo' mama!</p>

<p>Yo' mamma's so fat, when she falls down, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up!</p>

<p>^LOL.</p>

<p>Yo momma is so fat she fell UP the steps.</p>

<p>Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!</p>

<p>The other day, I saw your mom kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."</p>

<p>Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.</p>

<p>Y0 momma is so fat, her high heels turned into flip flops in 2 hours.</p>

<p>i want another momma joke!!
i like em!</p>