<p>Yesterday D got Accepted by Amherst and Waitlisted by Wesleyan and I thought of a little fun we could have with this while sharing our happiness/misery/hope with each other while we wait for March 31. I will start here</p>
<p>(we are bracing ourselves for March 31 Massacre… You know, Star Trek series are my favorite SF shows. Every time they are expecting a hit by an enemy photon torpedo, the captain yells: “Brace for impact!!!” Yet, they all fall down with sparks flying all over the place. They should ALWAYS wear a seat belt… So, we are buckling out “mental seat belt” … kinda… </p>
<p>Well, it’s good to have some humor while we wait).</p>
<p>SUNY Binghamton: Selected. (You’re the 1 we want! lol)
NYU: Notified by likely letter.</p>
<p>Predictions for the future:</p>
<p>Harvard: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Yale: “Yeah, why did you actually bother, again?”
Cornell: “Congratulat - Oh…what’s his SSN? Oh whoops. This letter isn’t meant for you.”
Dartmouth: “Don’t tell your kids to try here either.”
UPenn: “Unless this was a joke…”</p>
<p>Oh, wait, are we going for one word only? Shucks.</p>
<p>@gadad: Things look good on the Trabant acquiring front. <em>winks, and puts fingers to lips</em></p>
<p>Vanderbilt: Very excited to give you a full tuition scholarship for the honors program
Skidmore: See you there, hopefully!
Northeastern: Need you in our honors program! Full tuition!
Geneseo: Get on over here? xD
Amherst: Actually, we’re not sure, so we’re waitlisting you.
Yale: You wish :(</p>
<p>Waiting on:</p>
<p>Harvard: How about no?
Princeton: PUH-LEEZE
Dartmouth: Don’t even think about it
Cornell: 'Course not!</p>
<p>Williams: Congratulations! We can easily envision you making a huge contribution to campus.
Binghamton: You’re the 1 we want? Oh yeah, but no FA for you. Sorry, Charlie.
Geneseo: We’re the best and so are you! You’ve been selected to apply to our Honors program! Wooo.
Brandeis: You have been accepted, but we didn’t feel the need to offer you any money. Oh, what the heck, we’ll give ya $2500 a year in “merit”. Aren’t we generous?
Duke: ROFLMFAO.
Amherst: You’re a cool kid, but we’ll put you on the waitlist. You know, 'cuz we’re cooler.</p>
<p>Waiting on:</p>
<p>Cornell: Lulz. We DEFERRED you. Why on earth would we accept you?!
Dartmouth: Not even close.
Penn: You smell funny.
Yale: I’m really not regretful to inform you of your rejection (duh).
Harvard: If you look up the word “rejected” in the dictionary, your face would be right next to it.
Tufts: Ehh, why not? Acceptance? Maybe? Hmmmmmmmmm…</p>
<p>Bowdoin: “you’re in!” YAY SO EXCITED
Colgate: “thanks for your continued interest,” and enjoy your time on this waitlist
Wesleyan: we like you just enough for the waitlist
Swarthmore: you’re so impressive - impressive enough for our waitlist
Lehigh: you have earned a spot on our “alternate list”</p>
<p>Waiting on…</p>
<p>Harvard: hahaha
Dartmouth: darn it all
Yale: yesnomaybeso
Princeton: punched in the face
University of MD: Dear irunoninsulin, you’re too good for us. good luck at Harvard</p>
<p>oh oh oh I want to try too!
accepted: UNT, UTD, UTAustin, UTArlington, Texas A&M</p>
<p>now for…
Harvard: Heeeeeell NO!
Yale: Yeah, why did you think you had a chance?
Cornell: come again…next year…
Columbia: combine with cornell and add two more years!
Brown: Be my guest at some other college…</p>
<p>Allegheny: ■■■■ come here now, we’re gonna send you some more spam mail and give you a full ride. YAYZ.
UB: Much love ftw. Here’s some money.
Geneseo: You’re cool, but we’re the best and you can’t come in until January 'cause there’s just not enough space for you. LOLWOOPS.
Cortland: COME HERE AND YOU CAN ENTER YOUR MAJOR RIGHT AWAY.
Brockport: You’re awesome, here’s a scooby-snack.</p>
<p>Waiting for:</p>
<p>Harvard: You should’ve been asian.
Dartmouth: Lmao, ***?
Cornell: …Fail.
U of R: I dunno, maybe you’ll fit in with all the science nerds, but probably not considering you’re going for english.
NYU: Yikes. Not too sure what happened there.</p>
<p>NYU: um so we’re not gonna tell you whether we have everything for your app or not but i guess we’ll send you a little postcard to invite you to an admitted students day.
Brandeis: PLEASE COME! but don’t count on us to give you money.
BU: show me the money!
Northeastern: Congratulations, thanks for choosing us as your safety!
Tulane: OMG! here’s half of our endowment, as long as we get someone from the northeast! [sends x100billion junkmail]</p>
<p>Waiting from:</p>
<p>Harvard: ummm… hope you have some other options, cuz this is NOT one!
Yale: ya we had you in the admit pile, then saw someone 100x better than you. sorry!
Brown: hahahahhaha. oh. wait. you were serious?</p>
<p>are any of you geneseo accepts actually going to fall back on geneseo if 31st slaughters us all? cuz i got in too and idk if that’s better than villanova, what d’ya guys think?</p>
<p>I was accepted to other target schools that I will choose from (actually, I’ve pretty much decided on Vanderbilt) if I am slaughtered on the 31st. However, Geneseo is a wonderful school…if I’d been rejected from everywhere else, I know I would have been very happy there. :)</p>
<p>yeah i’m thinking money wise it’s great… although i’d def go to vandy if i get accepted i’ll join you i hear they’re really good with money this year. have you heard anything about villanova?</p>
<p>I think that Vandy decisions were just sent out…good luck! I haven’t heard much about Villanova, but I’m sure their website has financial aid info.</p>