The Acceptance/Rejection waiting for Ivy decisions thread

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<p>Accepted to: UR,UB Geneseo, Vassar ; Waitlisted at: Johns Hopkins ; Waiting on: Yale, Harvard, Dartmouth, and Cornell</p>

<p>no rejections yet :P:P:P:P:P:P
scared as hell for ivies</p>

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<p>I am a Geneseo acceptee also. Come on, let’s all convince ourselves that Geneseo is the greatest haven ever for all Ivy rejects. It’ll be like pre-enrollment bonding, and who knows, we could wind up as future dorm mates.</p>

<p>Well, I am trying to convince myself anyways that Geneseo will be a place of no regrets for me. I am smelling blood in the air…</p>

<p>Continuing on with the delightful game on page one of this thread:
(My schools will or have done all the following in their consideration of my app.)</p>

<p>Harvard: “Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha!” (The admission dude can’t suppress his belly laughs as his coworkers flash him stares for his rudeness, but not unknowingly of the cause of humor).
Princeton: Pees themselves laughing. (At least Harvard was a little more restrained.)
Yale: “Yeaaahhhhhh. Don’t think so.”
Brown: To live up to their name, the admissions people crap themselves laughing. (We forgive them, because we know that Brown was always more free-spirited than both Princeton and Harvard.)
Cornell: “Cha-ching!” they are thinking. “This kid will be so grateful to us that we were the only Ivy to admit her, that she will definitely be donating some dough in her future.”</p>

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<p>so i’m too lazy to do this, but i just wanted to point out how hilarious i find it that so many of you didn’t understand that the point was to come up with things that BEGIN WITH THE SAME LETTER AS THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL. seriously, if you didnt get that, good luck getting in to harvard.</p>

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so i’m too lazy to do this, but i just wanted to point out how hilarious i find it that so many of you didn’t understand that the point was to come up with things that BEGIN WITH THE SAME LETTER AS THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL. seriously, if you didnt get that, good luck getting in to harvard.

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<p>Err… Just because the OP did it and some others follow to make their posts catchier/funnier doesn’t make it “the point of this thread”. I thought this was supposed to be where people share their admission outcomes thus far, and you must make an offputting post with such a holier-than-thou attitude.</p>

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<p>i commented on the witty remarks and asked if others were considering the same schools so i apologize for throwing the next person off. no need to insult them about their intelligence… =&lt;/p>

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<p>haha this is a fun thread!</p>

<p>Dartmouth digs me
UVA u rock!
Johns Hopkins-- Join us!!
Duke - Dont go to dartmouth!
Wesleyan Winner
Chicago Champion</p>

<p>Harvard - How about next year?
Princeton - Please dont be mad!
Yale - You think after being deferred you had a shot?? haha!</p>

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<p>This is neat!</p>

<p>Accepted:
Northwestern: Now. Come here.
Johns Hopkins: Jump on in!
Boston College: Be an eagle!
Chicago: Creatively find a way to pay for us, please.</p>

<p>Waiting:
Harvard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Brown: Behead yourself, please.
Cornell: Come again? You want to go WHERE?
Columbia: Coroner is just down the street.</p>

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<p>Accepted
Georgia Tech: Guys come here all the time, so should you!
Michigan: Many thanks for applying, we want your out of state money.
Illinois: Illini, isn’t that just the coolest mascot? You should be one. </p>

<p>wait-list
Northwestern: Now, your application was good, just not good enough to admit you - hit the waitlist.
Carnegie Mellon: Can’t accept you…yet. </p>

<p>still waiting to hear from:
Penn: Paaleeeez. why did you bother?
Harvard: Hard as hell to get in, and you didn’t come close.
Cornell: Crash and burn, somewhere else.</p>

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<p>accepted:
haverford – hey, bro, come over!</p>

<p>rejected:
amherst – apologies from massachusets.</p>

<p>waitlisted:
rice – rofl, us admissions officers are.
lehigh – lmao, us admissions officers are. funny, we were you’re safety.</p>

<p>still waiting:
georgetown – get the hell out.
cornell – come on, we’re not that bad of an ivy to take you.
dartmouth – dude, you can’t be for serious.
brown – boned.
yale – yawning, us admissions officers were; until we rejected your ass.
harvard – haha.</p>

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<p>Accepted:
Davidson: Don’t be scared of a little ol’ LAC!
Vanderbilt: Very eager to make you a Commodore!
Duke: Devils in the admissions office decided to let me in!

Waitlisted:
WashU: “What? You don’t actually want to go here? ■■■■.” lolz</p>

<p>Still Waiting:
Harvard: How could we possibly degrade ourselves by accepting you?
Yale: Yes!! Just kidding, no. :wink:
Princeton: Please…you really think you had a shot?
Stanford: Stay the f*** away from Palo Alto.</p>

<p>lmao</p>

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<p>I’m an intended English major, but these are awful…</p>

<p>Accepted:</p>

<p>Northwestern:
BC: B/c they love north east catholic school girls.
Lehigh: Loves you.
NYU: Knows how to pick 'em.
Carnegie Mellon: Can’t wait.
UChicago: U are the s h i t !</p>

<p>Waiting on:</p>

<p><3 Yale: You are the perfect fit…for another school.
Harvard: Hell will freeze over before we accept you.
Dartmouth: Damn girl, why’d you even bother?
Brown: Better luck never time.
Cornell: Can clearly tell my parents made you apply.
Princeton: Please see above.
UPenn: U Suck.
Columbia: Can’t touch this. NaNaNaNa…NaNa…NaNa.
Stanford: Sorry, we only accept athletes from your school.</p>

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<p>mmm cookies, did you really apply to all 8 ivies + stanford? that’s so intense.</p>

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<p>ACCEPTED!!!
Cornell: “Cuban? Cuban! Girl, we can make some croquetas like you can’t believe up here! Please come.”
Duke: “Dear, we love you, but we don’t love you enough to give you more financial aid.”
University of Florida: “Unbelievable! Amazing! Now, please place your housing deposit within 19 minutes or there will be no where for you to sleep.”
Vanderbilt: “Very excited about you coming to our school. Come join the three others from your puny little high school that are currently in attendance.”</p>

<p>Waiting…
Brown: “Because we were bored, we decided to pick random applications and say yes. Maybe You? No, sorry.”
Harvard: Honey, get over it. And just stay in Florida. It’s warm. And we just don’t like you."
Stanford: “Stupid! You’re so stupid! Stupid!”
Yale: “You’re kidding, right? We thought that deferral would take care of you.”</p>

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<p>yes, but not by choice :\ would’ve applied to 3 ivies + stanford if i had my way
it was awful trying to get them all of them done, but i’ll stop being a negative nancy about it since i’m pretty happy with where i’m going… unless of course yale sees something in me ;)</p>

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<p>These self-deprecating posts are getting a bit old…</p>