<p>Let's see who's the best rapper on CollegeConfidential. Post your lyrics and we can all decide who has the most clever lines.</p>
<p>No plagiarism allowed!</p>
<p>I wake up each morning and I get out of bed
Visions of Metternich and Magyars dancing in my head
I swallow some food and then hurry to school
I try to avoid looking like a tool</p>
<p>I go to Academic Decathlon to learn about the French
Then I go outside and do my homework on a bench
Then I get to English; I really like this class
There’s no question about whether I will pass</p>
<p>Then it’s time to go to AP Human Geography
We learn about all sorts of stuff, even cartography
The teacher is incompetent at teaching
There’s a kid a few rows down who’s really good at leaching.</p>
<p>Then, to finish the day, I go to AP Chem
The teacher hates me, I hope he starts smoking and dies from choking on flem
Stoichiometry, gas laws, buffers and more
I never know what this class has in store</p>
<p>Then I go home and take a nap
But what I don’t realize is that it’s really a trap
I procrastinate and waste a lot of my day
Sometimes, I wonder if I’m mentally okay</p>
<p>Then I get up and watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC
He’s not some talking head or mere anchor, no it is he
He knows everything in the political world
Compared to Bill O’Reilly, his knowledge is one-trillion fold.</p>
<p>Then I eat dinner, do my homework, and go to sleep.
I hope that I don’t awake to being breathed on by some creep.
It’s a pretty stressful life, and sometimes I wish that I don’t have it.
Next year will entail AP Language, AP US, but luckily not AP Lit.</p>
<p>@Saugus, that was epic!</p>
<p>^^I’m not really a rap fan, but that was brilliant</p>
<p>@Saugus thats an awesome rap!</p>
<p>what a truly epic thread
maybe i should go to bed</p>