<p>i think that one is horrible....lol dont quit ur day job</p>
<p>no ElCommando, dont say it's horrible, if you do, the CC mobs will band together to call you stupid and lame</p>
<p>=</p>
<p>nothing against you alebed, plz keep writing, it's entertaining</p>
<p>lol i already got ppl attacking me on CC its frickin ghey yes we want more alebed!!</p>
<p>hahaha thats pretty hilarious. send it in as a personal statement =D</p>
<p>niiiice. maybe you can consider doing acting/theatre as a major. just a joke.</p>
<p>im gonna do parodies now... will post one every day</p>
<p>im speechless</p>
<p>(I'll let you decide if that is a good or bad thing)</p>
<p>bumpbumpbump :)</p>
<p>Alebed01
-Helium</p>
<p>This song is dedicated to my friend, chemistry major at Harry's college.
He told me that sniffing helium is pointless cause it is a noobie-l gas..</p>
<p>I'm so happy 'cause today
I got into Stanford
But its all in my head
I'm so stupid, that's okay, 'cause so are you
We broken our records
Four twenty is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my grass, in a daze
'Cause I've found pot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah(x6)
yeah</p>
<p>I'm so crazy, that's ok I called the adcom
And he said
That just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to get community college app back
But I don't care
I'm so worried, that's okay
My crack is calming
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x6)
yeah</p>
<p>I like you - I'm gonna use you crack
I miss you - I'm gonna find you crack
I love you - I'm gonna $@# you crack
I kill you - I'm gonna burn you crack
I like it - I'm gonna eat you crack
I miss you - I'm gonna treasure crack
I love you - I'm gonna marry crack
I kill you - I'm gonna snort you crack</p>
<p>I'm so happy 'cause today
I got my Community college letter
It is still in my head
It was so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause the apoligy is nice
I kissed my mirrors
I can reapply everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Hey, Bruce.. Fetch me crack
'Now I've found god
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x6)
yeah</p>
<p>well i'm entertained. The 1st one is especially catchy <em>sings song in head</em></p>
<p>alebed01, im ur new groupie</p>
<p>my Verbal SAT is less than 700.. lol</p>
<p>my songs are heard by many ppl</p>
<p>I think you didnt make em up but found them somewhere??? Pls correct me if im wrong alebed i so hope to be wrong!!!</p>
<p>What are you talking about??</p>
<p>Are you calling me a scam?? lol</p>
<p>Think of this... Is there another freak that would write a song like that...
probably not..</p>
<p>but 2 songs and a parody every day on the topic of college admissions..</p>
<p>now i think thats rare</p>
<p>therefore im not a scam..</p>
<p>New Song Every Night!! So Keep Visiting The Page..</p>
<p>SAT Hallucinations
By Alebed01</p>
<p>Do you realize
That you have the most geekiest face?
Do you realize
We're taking a test?
Do you realize
That 1590s makes you cry?</p>
<p>Do you realize
That your 4.00 someday will drop?
And instead of bragging all of your good grades
Let them know you realize that knowledge leaves fast
It's hard to have the important things last in your brain
You finally realize that the GPA doesn't go back up
It's that it's once at 3.9, it will always stay there</p>
<p>Do you realize?</p>
<p>Do you realize
That everything you know someday will be gone?
And instead of learning all of the SAT words at once
Let ETS know you realize that life goes fast
And it's hard to make a 1590 rise
You realize that you though about philosophy
It's just an illusion during the SAT time</p>
<p>Do you realize
That you now have the most freightned face?</p>
<p>Do you realize
That you just failed the test?</p>
<p>Do you realize?
That you now will have a low 1550. Oh my!</p>
<p>Do you realize?
That instead of smart pills, you had PCP 9 times.</p>
<p>Do you realize.</p>
<p>lol PCP...make a song that goes along w/ destinies child "Lose My Breath"</p>
<p>Mom and Son
By alebed01</p>
<p>Can you wake up?
Baby boy, time to fail the test
bring a pencil, time to fail the test
fail it hard, time to fail the hhhh hhhh
Can you stand up?
Babyboy, time to fail the test
bring your id, time to fail the test
hit this $#%@ up, time to fail the test</p>
<p>Oohh...
I put the ticket right there, made it easy for you to get it
now you are wanna act like you don't know what to do
after I taught you all the 1st grade vocab you asked me to
you grabbed it, answered it, turned you it, failed it
you failed so fast, baby now you can relax
Oohh...
I'm startin' to believe that this 800 is too good for you
all that arithmetic but it seems like it did come through
all them colleges like cause you could satisfy them
now I see where the tennis court donations helped him
gave you the admit but you can't pass anything</p>
<p>Can you wake up?
Baby boy, time for college
bring your Sparknotes, time for college
take it hard, English 10 isn't all that rough
Can you stand it?
Babyboy, time for college
bring your geeky friend, time for him to take your test
don't forget to hit this $#%@ up, time for college</p>
<p>Speaking of Destiny's child</p>
<p>[chorus]
If his SAT ain't good, I ain't checkin' for it
Better be a brick if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That's gonna be almost as smart as me
Known to carry big thongs, if you know what I mean </p>
<p>If his grades ain't hood, I ain't checkin' for him
Better be Fs if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't smarter than me
But he has to know to get crack and he better be street</p>