The College Admission Song

<p>post more.. this is not headline anymore</p>

<p>why havent you made a rap song yet?</p>

<p>And tell us what its a parody of like you did with the red hot chilly peppers</p>

<p>i did do Snoop Dogg</p>

<p>is there any particular rap artist u are interested in hearing parodied yet??</p>

<p>kaaaaaannnnyeeeeee</p>

<p>whos that??</p>

<p>kanye west :P i had to fill the 10 characters so i typed it as kaaaaaannnnyeeeeee :)</p>

<p>alebed u r absolutely nuts, but i love it... i think that is the first time i have actually laughed about something that has to do with SATs</p>

<p>We took this trip to testing center
It smelt like crack smoke in the van
This ain't no adult party but passport at the door
Gpt so boring sometimes who wrote these lines
I got the pencil got the scrap paper I got the kaplan book
in the trunk of my car
If you only knew that all the words that I found
It's hard to keep my eyes on the line
You're a fool don't you **** around with my test
All I can see I fill as I fill up my answer sheet
But my mind music from Collegeconfidential
All the blanks that I found, draw over there's a reason
why my brain is not sound
It's you it's that crack stuck under my head
It's that smell inside the van
It's my bed sheet covered with white sand
Smoking through a ****ty band
Getting hassled by the cop
Waking up to a headache
Sticking needles in my arm
Eating up trash on the freeway
Studying depressed every day
Leaving without making a sound</p>

<p>Pickin up my scores at the box
Got in the 2nd percentile
Bragging happily to my dad
Saying I'm happy when I'm now
Finding stupider people in the bar
All these things I do
They're helping my score.</p>

<p>Parody of</p>

<p>=Sublime
-Garden Grove</p>

<p>[Kayne West]</p>

<p>Yo G they can't stop me from taking ACT can they?
Can they huh?
I take it through the mind man
To much stuff on my mind right now man
I'll probably take it all right now
It's a life or death situation man
Y'all don't really understand how I feel right now man
It's your boy Mary to the....
ACT-Town what's going on man
I drink a Shot for breakfast, and Bottle of Wiskey for dizzert
Somebody ordered a cab for me I just lick their $@$%
That right there could drive a sane man beserk</p>

<p>[Will Smith]</p>

<p>Just the two of us.
We're gonna take it now.
Just the two of us.
We're gonna take it now.
Just the two of us.
Just the two of us.</p>

<p>[Kayne West]</p>

<p>I got out of the car and i'm not alone, man.
Somebody is singing a weird-ass song.</p>

<p>[Shakira]</p>

<p>I'm waiting for the good times.
I'm waiting for the happier times.
Oh, 900 please come to me.
I'm waiting for the South Park students to come.
Oh, Here they are.</p>

<p>[South Park Students]</p>

<p>But if our scores are bad.
We'll just blame canada
Blame canada
Blame Canada</p>

<p>[Proctor - Black Eyed Peas]</p>

<p>They try to take it slow
But they're still losin control
And they try to make it work
But it still the worst in nation
And they're craaazzzy
Time to use some tear gas
To keep them from going bizarre.</p>

<p>[Ill Nino]</p>

<p>From the pain I arise, from the pain I arise, nothing more</p>

<p>[Tony Braxton]</p>

<p>Don't spray my face
Say you won't spray me again
Undo this hurt you caused
Before my boyfriend comes
And kicks your ass</p>

<p>[Kayne West]</p>

<p>Here I am
They thought I was ****ed up like little boys that did Michael
I gota hammer
Cause look how death won't miss his ass</p>

<p>[Proctor - Lauryn Hill]</p>

<p>When it hurts so bad, when it hurts so bad
Why's it feel so good?
When it hurts so bad, when it hurts so bad
Why's it feel so good?</p>

<p>[Kayne West]</p>

<p>Oh. No. A Massochist. Oh man.
Time to nuke your ass.</p>

<p>[Loud Explosion]</p>

<p>[Larry King]</p>

<p>Breaking News, the small village of West South Park was nuked.
It appears that there was no uranium nor plutonium present
in the explosion. I don't want to sound rude but I think
someone's ASS (in british accent) did all that.</p>

<p>College Board is also rescheduling today's SAT for a later date.</p>

<p>[Everyone who survived]</p>

<p>It's over
It's over
Over Over Over</p>

<p>wat do u think about this song involving many artists?</p>

<p>please give me comments..</p>

<p>i want to do some metal parodies..</p>

<p>like Megadeth..</p>

<p>wow.......................................this thread is interesting</p>

<p>hmmm do some emo like lalalalalalalal bleeding my eyes out of my head!!!....nanananana</p>

<p>Do a parody on Nathalie's 'Going Crazy.' I think most of us can relate to it.</p>

<p>excerpt:</p>

<p>You've got to let me know I feel so weak just keep in touch
I never thought that I could love my Yale so much
I've got to let you know I think that we are destiny
For you I'd cross the world for you
I'd do anything</p>

<p>That's right baby
I'm going crazy
I need to be a Yalie
I been thinking lately
'bout my Yalieee, yes I can make it
Just let me in let me in
I wanna be a Yalieee</p>

<p>I'll leave the rest to you, you're loads better at this than I am. I like the Soldier one best!</p>

<p>ill do a load more when i have spare time.. keep visiting!!</p>

<p>wo0t! im back al i thought i had lost ur post when i cleared my saved threads but NOPE I'm back!!! hopefully for good.... cant let this thread die!!! it's propaganda for the masses! we must bend their will!!!</p>

<p>oh heres a song....</p>

<p>Snoop Dogg: (you finish it i suck)
SA Teeeeeeeeeeeee click clack click clack
SA Teeeeeeeeeeeee click clack click clack</p>

<p>The songs stopped coming alebed01, we were nearly forming a fan club for you!</p>