<p>My parents pay for it all, including spending money for shopping. At my school, I am damn near the "starving college student." </p>
<p>Here's why: I only have four lacoste polos, 1 pair of seven for all mankind jeans, a couple of designer purses/handbags, designer shades, and practically an entire collection of Ralph Lauren Blue Label sweaters, oxfords, and polos. Yep, I grew up at a country club, playing golf and tennis. We take ski trips to the Vail or the like at least twice a year, etc. </p>
<p>How, may you ask do I fit into the stereotype of "starving?" Answer: I go to Bucknell University. Also known as the "country club" of east coast schools. </p>
<p>I don't drive a BMW, Audi, or Mercedes Benz. I have a nice, newish little SUV, with all available options. But it's not an X5 or RX300, Land Rover, etc. To demonstrate to you how starving I really am, my parents don't even drive one of these cars....They drive...<em>hush</em> Volkswagens. We don't have a $200,000 yacht and a place in Nantucket. We cruise around in one of those cheap $40,000 ski boats. My grandfathers didn't invent Toaster Strudel, nor were they a Merill, Lynch, Smith, or Barney. They were members of labor unions and mined iron ore for a living. Oh, and to top it all off, I can't afford a coke habit and the $900/mo. sorority dues that go with it.</p>
<p>But Daddy, those Chanel's are only $750. The sun is REALLY bright in Lewisburg. I want them, and I want them NOW!</p>