<p>IBclass06, that’s actually a parody of a chat on an IRC network. Nevertheless, it’s pretty hilarious especially since I used to chat on IRC all the time.</p>
<p>EDIT: ■■■■. This is the best parody yet.</p>
<p>IBclass06, I think I might have a crush on you.</p>
<p>i LOLed whenever harvard and princeton said anything. and WUSTL…LOL nice try</p>
<p>da bears…</p>
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<p>Best part.</p>
<p>"Brown: “We be burnin’, not concernin’, what nobody wanna say…” </p>
<p>I’m guessing that insinuates the fact that Brown is known as the Ivy for pot smokers?</p>
<p>Duke - “Of course it’s easier for UNX to recruit players, as they have a larger pool of athletes to choose from. Unlike our awesome school, UNX is not ranked among neither the top 25 schools in the country nor the top 100 schools in the world. In the words of our friend Dukie V (oops I meant Dickie V), UNX sounds like ‘Cupcake City’ to me!”
UNX - “So?! Who cares about rankings?! Our players are as smart as Duke’s players…”
Duke - “Is that a fact?! I guess that’s why only four of UNX players could manage to place on the ACC Academic Honor Roll. Pretty sad that only four students could manage to get a 3.0 or better at a school that’s not ranked among neither the top 25 schools in the country nor the top 100 in the world. (lmao) Meanwhile, 7 of Duke’s players managed to get a 3.0 or better at a school that’s ranked among the top 10 schools in the country and top 15 in the world!” (lmao)</p>
<p>These non-Ivies try too hard. Nouveau-riche. Tres tacky.</p>
<p>And don’t worry modestmelody I’m only keeping my friends close and my enemies closer ;)</p>
<p>has anybody in this post gone to an ivy league school ?</p>
<p>*Going to Princeton … this is hilarious</p>
<p>FANTASTIC!!! This is the ONLY good Ivy thread on CC!!! The rest are populated by “old boys” trying to PROVE that only three of the Ivies are “real.” Sad, sad…Their insular little world is no more…</p>
<p>So, let’s have more of these great jokes!!</p>
<p>This thread is still funny after three years.</p>
<p>This made my day.</p>
<p>Quotes from non-Ivy League school graduates:
Duke: What’s that? We aren’t an Ivy? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you from all the way over here in my new yacht.
Amherst: I went to a LIBERAL ARTS SCHOOL. In Massachusetts. Omigosh ask me where I went to school already!
Swarthmore: You da best, Amherst.
Amherst: Shut up minion.
Penn State: Ahem. I…uhh…went to Penn (pauses and pretends to cough to enjoy the looks of awe people give him)…State
Cornell: Hey!</p>
<p>Harvard is the elite of the elite.
Yale’s goal is to match Harvard.
Princeton’s objective is to match Yale. </p>
<p>The other schools are relatively less elite, with Cornell bring sort of a more prestigious Berkeley.</p>