<p>scrambled with cheese.</p>
<p>how do you like your women?</p>
<p>Hott, boobies, and booty.</p>
<p>Should I cut Putin's head on my Forbe's magazine with my crazy cool knife?</p>
<p>Go ahead, knock yourself out.</p>
<p>Is pacifism something to hide behind?</p>
<p>Doesn't work so hot when the bullets start flying, so probably not.</p>
<p>Do you play an instrument? What?</p>
<p>Yes, drums and violin.</p>
<p>What's your favorite sports team?</p>
<p>University of Maryland Terrapins / Baltimore Orioles / Baltimore Ravens</p>
<p>They all tie.</p>
<p>Do you watch Food Network?</p>
<p>Yes, I like that Alton guy. I forgot what his show is called.</p>
<p>In what year do u think the world is going to end?</p>
<p>ps. I remembered his show is called Good Eats.</p>
<p>2012</p>
<p>Who is your hero?</p>
<p>My dog.</p>
<p>What's your favorite cereal or breakfast food?</p>
<p>right now it's two pancakes wi/ whole oat--one has peanut butter on top and the other has maple syrup :D</p>
<p>Have you ever been rushed to the hospital?</p>
<p>Yes, to get my finger stiched back onto my hand after a little accident with an engine.</p>
<p>Do you like green eggs and ham?</p>
<p>Yes, but the eggs happened to be rotten.</p>
<p>Do u have a Napoleon Dynamite calendar like I do?</p>
<p>Heck no</p>
<p>Tipping is usually 15% but what should one tip for small bills (ie $3)</p>
<p>$1 probably. It seems too cheap to leave a couple of coins.</p>
<p>What time do you eat dinner typically?</p>
<p>9-10 pm</p>
<p>Does you grandma wear a wig?</p>
<p>no, she's dead</p>
<p>are your friends druggies?</p>
<p>Well, I had this friend but he started to act real weird so I stopped hanging out with him since he was becoming really strange and then I found out he got into drugs. Drugs are bad for you.</p>
<p>Along the line of the one two up from here, does your grandpa wear a toupee?</p>
<p>No, HE's dead. </p>
<p>What's the craziest thing you've done recently.</p>
<p>I killed a man. (edit: see act/sat forum, "how far would you go for the perfect score")</p>
<p>What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?</p>
<p>Fall for a girl</p>
<p>Where is Jimmy Hoffa?</p>