<p>“There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.” </p>
<p>Boom.
There was nothing that Einstein could have said to redeem himself. It was over as soon as Hawking said the 9th “million.” </p>
<p>Plus, Einstein really shouldn’t have thrown an apple at a cripple. </p>
<p>On an unrelated note, have you heard that E=MC squared might soon become obsolete? Einstein’s entire theory centers around the ‘fact’ that nothing is faster than the speed of light.
But if a few CERN scientists could prove that certain subatomic particles are, in fact, faster than the speed of light, then we’ll have a different way of looking at the universe. </p>
<p>See, I knew Albert was overrated.</p>