I know you’re joking (or I think you are), but you should still drop a winking or a giggling emoji. haha
For those considering this as a valid variable for judging undergraduate quality, multiple flaws include the self-selection of majors and careers and region of residence and the resulting influence both have on salary level. Not everyone wants the highest-paying jobs or studies subjects that lead to them, and not everyone (or every school) is on the coasts.
Some schools have higher percentages of kids studying high-reward subjects and/or are on the coasts, while schools at a relative disadvantage are those with fewer pre-professional majors and/or schools not situated along the coasts.
…for the umpteenth time. 