<ul>
<li>a gentleman. They’re so rare, that when you find one, it’s a little shocking.</li>
<li>a little nerdy. I have a think for geeks. Especially if they’ll sit through 2001: A Space Odyssey with me. All of my friends hate that movie.</li>
<li>doesn’t cry. Ever. Or if he does, does so in an underground hideaway, a minimum of three hundred feet from the surface in a steel cage and while wearing a mask. And even then, these must be manly muffled sobs. </li>
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<p>(Sorry, I have father issues. He cried way too much.)</p>
<ul>
<li>Doesn’t text. Send me a letter in the mail the old fashioned way. That’s much more appreciated gesture.</li>
<li>Is as obsessed with reality television as I am and knows who Cordelia and Neveen are and their legacy.</li>
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