The Hottie Conspiracy

<p>I’d like to bring a tangent from the statistics thread to greater eminence in its own thread; namely, would people agree that Brown students are especially attractive? The thought has often crossed my mind, but I dismissed it as a contrivance of my severely Brown-biased brain. Nevertheless, I’ve talked to so many others who have noticed this trend that im happily starting to think its true! I wonder if they screen the requested pictures to admit a disproportionately attractive student body. If this is the case, of course they would admit some ugly ducklings so their plot-mwahaha- would not be so obvious. This would explain those who point out that some people are unattractive there. Ok, im being slightly facetious, but its possible that they take it into mind a little. Also, im sure the general happiness of Brunonians lends to a certain glow. . .</p>

<p>It's true. Brown has traditionally been known as the most attractive Ivy....and they do require pictures with your application.....</p>

<p>But maybe it's just because it's a fabulous school, so fabulous[ly attractive] people want to go there.</p>

<p>This has got me thinking about the correlation between attractiveness and happiness/ success/ ease of life. Hmmmmmmmmmm... The politically correct answer would be: Hmpf! Of course looks are irrelevant; they are are superficial and say nothing of one's character! But cmon people, you cant deny that attractiveness just seems to facillitate some things. I admit Id rather look at Brad Pitt reporting the weather than some fugly person. I cant help it...It's in our biology.</p>

<p>OH yeah, I was talking about that with a friend of mine. There's this girl in my class who is probably the ugliest person I've ever seen. She's kind of smart though, and wants to be a geology professor. Now, I don't mean to be mean, but there is such an overload of professors that everyone has to interview for professorships, probably against applicants who are majorly qualified, and I gotta say, she might be doomed to mediocrity because interviewers will just not like her, disregarding her merits, and will pick another, probably just as qualified, but more attractive applicant.</p>

<p>Well to prove the theory, why don't we post pics of ourselves? Let's see if the class of 09 is FINE. I'll take a bold step forward...</p>

<p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/14444874%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.myspace.com/14444874&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>where shall i post my pic?</p>

<p>The dean of admissions at ADOCH said that the class of '09 was their "best looking class ever". The year before got "best class ever", though.</p>

<p>so they are getting better looking every year... good for us heh</p>

<p>Brown male track team+very hot weather=DEFINITELY going to Brown...haha, among other other reasons</p>

<p>I saw a whole lot of really ugly people at ADOCH, so I'm not really sure. Well, and I got in, so they must not judge on appearance, LOL.</p>

<p><a href="http://media.justpetehere.com/random-pics.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://media.justpetehere.com/random-pics.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>From what I see JustPete, your pictures prove my hypothesis!;)</p>

<p>And regardless, as I have stated, if the conspiracy exists, they would have to admit a substantial number of ugly people so that it wouldn't be too obvious....duh (basically my point is stop invalidating my irrational idealization of Brown, hasnt Bush taught you that logic cannot defeat irrationality...i will demolish any challenge to my pagan idolatry!)</p>

<p>I suppose you're right.</p>

<p>The next time I'm working on a big project, I'll get one-third of the way done and yell, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED." That way, if my teacher is as stupid as the right-wing and 51% of Americans, they will just give me the A anyway.</p>

<p>ha, yes, hardcore conservatism these days has a vocabulary of about five words ouside of which anything else is in audible:
freedom, liberty, God, terrorism, september11...
...and oh yeah, nucular!</p>

<p>brown def is the hottst school.... i visited harvard and most of the kids were beat haha. i saw a lot of ugly kids at adoch thogh, so who knows. </p>

<p>here's one of me, i'm the blonde chick in the middle, in the green and pink dress
<a href="http://community.webshots.com/photo/334397285/334397285yVgoIT%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://community.webshots.com/photo/334397285/334397285yVgoIT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>lol whats with the random conservative bashing? We're not even in providence yet.</p>

<p>Conservatives deserve it!</p>

<p>Just because I'm not in Providence doesn't mean I can't speak the truth...</p>

<p>Your personal opinion is by no means 'the truth.'</p>

<p>So you'd say that Bush wasn't lying when he proclaimed, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?"</p>

<p>Then you're detached from reality, sir.</p>

<p>He made a premature statement, sure... but that doesn't mean all conservatives suck.</p>

<p>I am not detached from reality at all. I will hear anything you have to say.</p>

<p>Bush isn't a conservative.</p>