The "I'm going to be a materialistic capitalistic trader." Thread.

<p>LoL. Salary is typically minimal (as in six figures). Those 8 figures are almost always bonuses.</p>

<p>Since we're discussing monopoly money, why don't you donate to a humanitarian cause? </p>

<p>Philanthropy is the new black (for multimillionaires).</p>

<p>Untilted
-Age: 39
-Job title: An Independent Trader
-Job Location: NYSE, Wall St, New York, NY
-Salary: depends on my performance and my luck, 60 MM sounds good
-Education: Commerce (Fin/Acc) and Economics at Mr. Jefferson's school
-Net Worth: 400 MM
-Location: NYC
- OTher Locations: Beijing China, Berlin Germany, London England, Manchester England, Glasgow Scotland, Paris France, Milan Italy, LA
-Comments: have a wife who loves me for who I am, not for money. live a comfortable life, go see live shows all the time in NYC, donate all my savings to UVa when i die.</p>

<p>mahras - yea, plus bonuses I'd say. Of course i forgot for humanitarian causes. American Red Cross, UNICEF.</p>

<p>lol can future Investment Bankers post here. Some of you guys need to be realistic i mean $42MM salary at 37?come on</p>

<p>sammy101
-Age: 38
-Job title: Invesment Banker-Partner Managing Director
-Job Location: Goldman Sachs/Morgan Stanley Wall St, New York, NY
-Education: BBA Schulich School of Business, MBA from Wharton/Harvard/Columbia
-Net Worth: $75MM
-Location: Fifth Avenue Upper East Side
-Other Locations: Toronto, Las Vegas,Hawaii
-Income: Approx.$5-15MM from salary,bonus,stocks,other investments etc.
-Comments:I have 7 Ferrari Enzo's in different colours, one for everyday of the week.</p>

<p>"if money is your driving force, you won't make any. If you focus on whats important, money just starts pouring in as a "side effect</p>

<p>Thats not true.</p>

<p>"I have 7 Ferrari Enzo's in different colours, one for everyday of the week."</p>

<p>that's f***ing HILARIOUS! :)</p>

<p>Something, I really expect to be, not just a wish.</p>

<p>mssales
Age 41
Job- Entreprenuer
Education, BBA Finance Indiana University, MBA Northwestern Kellogg
Net Worth 1.75 million
Locations: Chicago,IL New York, NY, and Rio De Janiero
Salary $125,000</p>

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<p>Dream
mssales
Age 45
Job-Entreprenuer, Owner of the "Star Deluxe Ent. LLC"
Education BBA Finance Indiana University, MBA Kellogg
Net Worth 750 million
Locations, Chicago, IL, New York, Rio De Janiero, Las Vegas NV, Paris, France
Salary (unspecified)
Comments: Recent IPO in the headlines. Involved in various philanthropic endeavors, contributed 20 million _ insert charity. Plans to expand holdings to include hotels, and a premire consierge services.</p>

<p>kevster, perhaps you should learn to spell newport and realize 39 is some old to start considering "future" wife and kids.</p>

<p>And you guys realize that benifits related to total compensation excluding salary is issued via a vesting schedule which stretches out for years. And i presume by the time any of you even had a chance of getting to that kind of level, it would be even longer.</p>

<p>What about Monaco or Nice? Monaco is really nice. There is pretty much perfect weather all year round along the French and Italian riviera. </p>

<p>Rio is nice too as is Sao Paulo, though executives fly around in helicopters to avoid crime on the street. Brazilian wealth distribution is horrible and it's been an emerging economy forever. It will take a lot of investment and a change in the government for it to really push ahead. Beautiful country though.</p>

<p>Who would want to have so many homes in the USA? Don't you think one maybe two for each coast is enough? Maybe I just prefer being international.</p>

<p>Seven Enzos. Nice. lol</p>

<p>hahaa.. lolollol, i love this thread, woww you guys are hilarious.. :)</p>

<p>this thread cracks me up.... :eek:</p>

<ol>
<li>Superman
-Age: 26<--unrealistic age i know, but i can't bear to think of myself any older than that
-Job title: CEO YEAUUUUH haha
-Job Location: Wall St, New York, NY<--obvs
-Salary: US$4785987468972478978794374289845.00
-Education: BS(finance) at NYU, MBA at Harvard
-Net Worth: Some obscene number
-Location: The Hamptons
-Other Locations: wherever i have family
-Comments: Hmmm i will hopefully have enough money to retire young enough to have a family and a super hot husband ;)..hopefully he won't be insecure due to my enormous paychecks....the male ego...a fragile thing...</li>
</ol>

<p>Ok nobody leave comments about how unrealistic/materialistic i am ..this was a joke haha!</p>

<p>man.. geez. </p>

<p>NEWPORT</p>

<ol>
<li>Hobofromdowntown
-Age: 37
-Job title: Beggar
-Job Location: any urban city
-Salary: US$2.00 sometimes $10 if those nice guys at bumfights let me work for them.
-Education: BA UCR.
-Net Worth: $30
-Location: Inland Empire
-Other Locations: Los Angeles
-Comments: I currently own 3 shopping carts, which i stole from the local supermarkets. I have amassed a collection of over 1000 cans.</li>
</ol>

<p>Bumpbumpbump...this game is fun.:)</p>

<p>haha indeed</p>

<p>Hahahahahahaha</p>

<p>1.pre-medwannabe (i gotta change my name)
-age: 30
-job title: Investment Manager/International Trader/Anything that will make money for me. One word Arbitrage.
-Job Location: NYC or Tokyo or Switzerland or Kuwait.
-Salary: changes from day to day
-Education:BBA Umich(ross) hopefully/ MBA Harvard or Wharton
-Net Worth: unknown because I hide my money because of tax fraud
-Location: Everywhere, I travel a lot
Comments: If there was a word higher than greed, my name would be that word.</p>

<ol>
<li>IhateCA
-Age: 37
-Job title: Hedge Fund Partner
-Job Location: Wall St, New York, NY
-Salary: US$42,850,000.00
-Education: BS(finance) at NYU, MBA at the Wharton School of Business
-Net Worth: $250MM in real estate holdings and other assets
-Location: Greenwich,CT and London,England
-Other Locations: West Palm Beach,FL/Palm Springs,CA/Easthampton,NY/Aspen,CO
-Comments: I also drive a maserati and have a private Gulfstream Jet. I'm donating $50MM to Brown University so they can start a business school. I habitually throw lavish parties (catered by the Four Seasons Hotel) at my 10000sqft contemporary mansion on a private island in Greenwich. Also member of the Trump National Golf Club in Briarcliff,NY.</li>
</ol>

<p>2.Name: kevster1001
-Age: 39
-Job title: Trader at Goldman Sachs, Lehman, or Credit Suisse First Boston.
-Education: BS Econ at UCLA. MBA at Haas or Wharton
-Net Worth: 65MM
-Location: Newpoart Beach/Crystal Cove/Shady Canyon/Palo Alto/Palos Verdes Estates/Malibu/Ventura.
Salary: $16,000,000 USD
-Comments: </p>

<p>Auto: BMW (hope there's hybrid)
TV - Nice HD TV, not too big but pretty spacy. Built in.
Membership at a well known country club with spanish-style buildings in it
-Have a horse and ride it every Sat and or Sunday.
-Call Mr. Kreiss to design my house.
- All audio systems : Bang&Olufsen.
-Watches: TagHeuer or MontBlanc.
-Make my parents happy as well as my future wife and kids.
- Buy my parents a nice home.
-Donate money to Princeton</p>

<ol>
<li>Untilted
-Age: 39
-Job title: An Independent Trader
-Job Location: NYSE, Wall St, New York, NY
-Salary: depends on my performance and my luck, 60 MM sounds good
-Education: Commerce (Fin/Acc) and Economics at Mr. Jefferson's school
-Net Worth: 400 MM
-Location: NYC</li>
<li><p>OTher Locations: Beijing China, Berlin Germany, London England, Manchester England, Glasgow Scotland, Paris France, Milan Italy, LA
-Comments: have a wife who loves me for who I am, not for money. live a comfortable life, go see live shows all the time in NYC, donate all my savings to UVa when i die.</p></li>
<li><p>sammy101
-Age: 38
-Job title: Invesment Banker-Partner Managing Director
-Job Location: Goldman Sachs/Morgan Stanley Wall St, New York, NY
-Education: BBA Schulich School of Business, MBA from Wharton/Harvard/Columbia
-Net Worth: $75MM
-Location: Fifth Avenue Upper East Side
-Other Locations: Toronto, Las Vegas,Hawaii
-Income: Approx.$5-15MM from salary,bonus,stocks,other investments etc.
-Comments:I have 7 Ferrari Enzo's in different colours, one for everyday of the week.</p></li>
<li><p>mssales
Age 41
Job- Entreprenuer
Education, BBA Finance Indiana University, MBA Northwestern Kellogg
Net Worth 1.75 million
Locations: Chicago,IL New York, NY, and Rio De Janiero
Salary $125,000</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Dream
mssales
Age 45
Job-Entreprenuer, Owner of the "Star Deluxe Ent. LLC"
Education BBA Finance Indiana University, MBA Kellogg
Net Worth 750 million
Locations, Chicago, IL, New York, Rio De Janiero, Las Vegas NV, Paris, France
Salary (unspecified)
Comments: Recent IPO in the headlines. Involved in various philanthropic endeavors, contributed 20 million _ insert charity. Plans to expand holdings to include hotels, and a premire consierge services.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Superman
-Age: 26<--unrealistic age i know, but i can't bear to think of myself any older than that
-Job title: CEO YEAUUUUH haha
-Job Location: Wall St, New York, NY<--obvs
-Salary: US$4785987468972478978794374289845.00
-Education: BS(finance) at NYU, MBA at Harvard
-Net Worth: Some obscene number
-Location: The Hamptons
-Other Locations: wherever i have family
-Comments: Hmmm i will hopefully have enough money to retire young enough to have a family and a super hot husband ..hopefully he won't be insecure due to my enormous paychecks....the male ego...a fragile thing...</p></li>
<li><p>Hobofromdowntown
-Age: 37
-Job title: Beggar
-Job Location: any urban city
-Salary: US$2.00 sometimes $10 if those nice guys at bumfights let me work for them.
-Education: BA UCR.
-Net Worth: $30
-Location: Inland Empire
-Other Locations: Los Angeles
-Comments: I currently own 3 shopping carts, which i stole from the local supermarkets. I have amassed a collection of over 1000 cans.</p></li>
<li><p>pre-medwannabe (i gotta change my name)
-age: 30
-job title: Investment Manager/International Trader/Anything that will make money for me. One word Arbitrage.
-Job Location: NYC or Tokyo or Switzerland or Kuwait.
-Salary: changes from day to day
-Education:BBA Umich(ross) hopefully/ MBA Harvard or Wharton
-Net Worth: unknown because I hide my money because of tax fraud
-Location: Everywhere, I travel a lot
Comments: If there was a word higher than greed, my name would be that word.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>And yes, future ibankers can post here.</p>