The Indian Thread (TiT) # 14

<p>I got prince of TiT okay ? :) hope its okay with you guys !!</p>

<p>lol i never stop to amaze myself over my stupidity :)</p>

<p>wah!!!
i HATE time differences!!!!! so slow in posting here........ :(</p>

<p>haha... i read at the south asian thread that Tit #13 closed and i was like w tf!! </p>

<p>oh well, changes are gd as well........</p>

<p>so, someone ans my ques again, which hindi movie are wortt watching these days??</p>

<p>tellin u, lakshya, black, bunty and bubli releasing</p>

<p>Lakshya releasing again?</p>

<p>lakshya? didnt that release last summer ? lol worst movie ever </p>

<p>black is awesome so is b nd b!!</p>

<p>nomad, u watch BNB already??</p>

<p>so did u all like star wars?? i think obi wan was cool........ :)
but the transformation of anakin was a bit too easy IMO... though he looked sexier with longer hair compard to movie2 :p</p>

<p>refering to TiT #13

a test???? :confused:</p>

<p>astrix, when did u join CC? TiT#11 showed u posted even in july!!</p>

<p>i discovered cc after my first sat in jan 04</p>

<p>cute: :p</p>

<p>People Really Said These Things In Court </p>

<p>Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year. </p>

<p>Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? </p>

<p>Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral. </p>

<p>Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years. </p>

<p>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan. </p>

<p>Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. </p>

<p>Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo. </p>

<p>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? </p>

<p>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?</p>

<p>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? </p>

<p>Q: Did he kill you? </p>

<p>Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? </p>

<p>Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? </p>

<p>Q: How many times have you committed suicide? </p>

<p>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time? </p>

<p>Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls? </p>

<p>Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? </p>

<p>Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife? </p>

<p>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated? </p>

<p>Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female? </p>

<p>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. </p>

<p>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.</p>

<p>Wow its been only a day since the new thread opened and its already one of the larger thread on the forum.. 300 pages anyone?</p>

<p>haha, if the newbies are as enthusiasitc, they might hit 300...... :p
let us hit oldies hit 50 first.....</p>

<p>Oh Neha... Feb 2005.... 'us oldies'... :p :p j/k</p>

<p>lol if Neha considers herself an oldie what about me ? I am already a zombie!! AStrix and MErc you are just wisps of smoke :P</p>

<p>oh well, the 'oldie' was in realtion to the 'newbie'......... :p</p>

<p>I haven't seen Star Wars yet :(</p>

<p>awww............ :(
wat are u waiting for!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:</p>

<p>All bow down for liverpool!!!! what a performance!!
0-3 to 3-3 in 6 mins!!!!!!, dudek- u r the best!</p>

<p>and star wars hasn't even been released in my small city-rajkot!</p>

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<p>For my friends' bullsh!t exams to get over.</p>