<p>^ All Americans are in top flight physical condition due to compulsory military training from birth.</p>
<p>FROM BIRTH.</p>
<p>^ and the knowledge that if they fall sick, they will have to cure themselves.</p>
<p>Our blood is valued around the world as an antibiotic.</p>
<p>Too bad you have to kill one of us to get any.</p>
<p>what the hell is going on? lol</p>
<p>anyways.. so yeah all the ivies dropping on the same day sucks - a lot.</p>
<p>^ I think it's better. That way you don't spend a sleepless night thinking, "Great, Princeton already rejected me. How the heck can I get into Yale?"</p>
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<p>I was just (re)reading A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and near the end of chapter III Stephen describes a dream containing</p>
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<p>And I thought of you.</p>
<p>/random</p>
<p>^ That's hilarious.</p>
<p>@ Butternut: Imagine them making their notification dates one after another.....<em>gasp</em></p>
<p>^ All Americans are in top flight physical condition due to compulsory military training from birth.</p>
<p>FROM BIRTH</p>
<p>I think that was one of the funniest things I have EVER seen.
That and the indiarubber comment, wow did I get a good laugh.
Kudos to you, collegehopefull :)
(I do hope you are aware that Canada is to blame for all our problems.)</p>
<p>^the only South Park reference I actually know, since I don't watch South Park</p>
<p>lol this has turned out to be an... interesting thread... ;)</p>
<p>43 days, 22 hours, 0 minutes and 15 seconds.</p>
<p>One of my friends has their birthday on April 1st too. That'll either be a wonderful...or horrible day.</p>
<p>"It's your Birthday!"</p>
<p>"Hooray!"</p>
<p>"April fools! We really don't remember when you were born. 'cause you're adopted. Ya know."</p>
<p>^ My neighbor's daughter is adopted.</p>
<p>And smokin'.</p>
<p>....Completely irrelevant, but yeah, ' thought you should all know.</p>
<p>Folks - Quick question: Did you all have interviews? Anyone still waiting? My problem is that I know there are representatives in my region, and I have not received any emails, contacts, nada from them. Do you think I should email the Yale alumni branch representative and express my interest? Or is that borderline harassment? Yes - I know I should refer to the interview thread, but this seems like a fairly general question. Merci pour ton aide!</p>
<p>Goldenratiophi is my new best friend - You caught the (horrendously obscure) reference!
It's also a Radiohead song. And, well, natural rubber (albeit by meagre definition).</p>
<p>Collegehopefull is clearly sexually frustrated.</p>
<p>blueskyjadeglobe: I'm planning on calling up the Alumni group to try and set up a Harvard interview.. I think the interview deadline has passed for Yale, however. I'm fairly sure everything had to be in by Feb 15th, but they may be willing to give you a chance regardless..</p>
<p>^ Sigh, right now? Absolutely.</p>
<p>Lovely. </p>
<p>10 char</p>
<p><em>Cyber-cringe</em>
I think I'll take a mental health day from school the day decisions are released.</p>
<p>It's okay. Collegehopefull only likes blue/green-eyed girls. You could always hide yours with your saxophone if needs be ( also, the trauma kicks in faster than that. you might have to take one tomorrow).</p>
<p>^ That's only partially true. </p>
<p>It would be more accurate to say that P: Girl is intelligent
Q: Girl is pretty (wide criteria)</p>
<pre><code> R: Collegehopefull has a thing for girl, and won't feel like a cad, bounder, and villain/like he's settling for less.
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<p>If (and only if!) P U Q, R.</p>
<p>My problem is that my necessary and sufficient conditions occur, like...almost never.</p>
<p>You forgot</p>
<p>O/S: Girl also has a thing for Collegehopefull!</p>
<p>Unless you collect chloroform/Mongoloiding agents (but I suppose that would cancel out requirement P)</p>