The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>“Duh-uh-uh-uh-uh”
It should actually count,
T’was emphasizing!</p>

<p>go with the flow
and post in freaking haiku
otherwise get out. :]</p>

<p>i think i will make
this haiku into dada
oops, no room, too late.</p>

<p>okay here i go
dadadadadadada
dadada haiku</p>

<p>now, wasn’t that great?
clearly the force is with me
jk but i wish.</p>

<p>In fifth period
We watched the Lord of the Rings
I hate those movies!</p>

<p>the lord of the rings
is the best series ever;
hate is a strong word</p>

<p>And it fits this time.
Ok, maybe it doesn’t,
I do sleep through them!</p>

<p>What’s the point of this?
What does this thread accomplish?
Answer in haiku.</p>

<p>It is to show us
That writing in haiku form
Is really stupid.</p>

<p>real cool thread fixiz
well actually not that much
decent nonetheless</p>

<p>use less syllables
5-7-5 is the way
you were wrong, chicken</p>

<p>I wish I were still
lying in your bed: you, top
But I’m not. You’re gone</p>

<p>Above is part false
But it won’t be so for long
Don’t know what to say</p>

<p>Is this not pointless?
Seven syllables this line
But only five here?</p>

<p>It’s very strange, no?
Asking questions in this way
Five syllables, ****.</p>

<p>Kiss me through the phone
Is a Soulja Boy rap song
That I really hate</p>

<p>Postmodernist thought
Stream of consciousness writing
Romanticism sucks</p>

<p>you double posted
that’s against unwritten laws
used in this forum</p>

<p>Is double posting
a misdemeanor, or a
more serious crime?</p>

<p>Writing in haiku
Is more natural than speech
And much more profound</p>

<p>I drink powerade
Only the blue colored ones
Powerade lives on</p>

<p>Finals suck so much,
Only five more to go though.
37% done.</p>

<p>A few more days left;
then, no more sweltering in
the brick building, school.</p>

<p>First date it two weeks
I don’t know where we’re going
I forgot to ask… :(</p>