<p>Great. I don’t stand a chance. There is no way I can qualify for extended time at this late date despite having been granted extra time on just about every Cosmopolitan quiz about how to have great sex at any age. Without some sort of decades old 504 or a WD40 wiggle, I’m toast made from white bread.</p>
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<p>Would you like access to my Cosmo collection for inspiration? I’ll erase my answers.</p>
<p>And yes, the stress dissipates on the third. BUT… while not overly invested during the application process (although my youngest didn’t let me even see her applications until about a week ago), the waiting for decisions is stressful. Maybe the fourth or fifth is even less so, but honestly I can’t imagine I would have lived long enough to find out!</p>