<p>False on both counts.</p>
<p>TPBM cannot list all the current starters on the Mets without googling.</p>
<p>I cannot list any Mets.</p>
<p>TPBM posts on reddit.</p>
<p>No that shi lame af.</p>
<p>The person below me cannot name 10 players on UCLA’s football roster.</p>
<p>Hmm…let’s see, Brett Hundley, Anthony Barr, Jordan Zumuwait, Malcolm Jones, Johnny Neuheisel, Shaq Evans, Devin Lucien, Xavier Su’a Filo, Devin Fuller. Only 9. Nope. </p>
<p>TPBM is not a Jacksonville Jaguars fan.</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>The person below me will not be playing a varsity sport in college.</p>
<p>Ping! lol whats a sport. ill be the nerd with the laptop, thanks very much.</p>
<p>The person below me is teaching themselves how to play piano.</p>
<p>False.</p>
<p>The person below me owns a gmail account.</p>
<p>This is true.</p>
<p>The person below me chooses butts over boobs.</p>
<p>False as of now.</p>
<p>The person below me is an upperclassman</p>
<p>True.</p>
<p>The person below me is female, weighs around 120 lbs, and is about ye high (5’6").</p>
<p>The only part that’s true is that I’m female. I’m 5’1" and weigh about 100 lbs. </p>
<p>The person below me is getting a new laptop when they leave for college sometime in the future.</p>
<p>That was the original plan, but my parents got me one this Christmas! </p>
<p>The person below me does not have school today.</p>
<p>YEAHH BUDDY NO SCHOOL cuz of a COLD DAY lol (Minnesota is just great).</p>
<p>The person below me has never left the United States.</p>
<p>Nope. I’ve been to Canada.</p>
<p>The person below me lives somewhere with snow on the ground.</p>
<p>Ping, but it rained this morning, so there are only scattered piles of it left.</p>
<p>TPBM has had at least one day off this year due to inclement weather.</p>
<p>No school today. No school tomorrow. Snow day a few weeks ago. Welcome to Chicago. </p>
<p>The person below me is seriously contemplating medicine as a career.</p>
<p>Nah brah.</p>
<p>The person below me would choose flight over invisibility.</p>
<p>true, would love to be able to get around w/o the wheelchair. also already invisible, seems like</p>
<p>tpbm lives somewhere where there is snow on the ground</p>
<p>Not a guy, but the rest is true.</p>
<p>TPBM would rather date someone extremely tall than extremely short.</p>
<p>True. (I’m an extremely short girl.)</p>
<p>The person below me has a backyard.</p>