The New Game

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>TPBM is in the high school class of 2015.</p>

<p>Yes, I am.</p>

<p>TPBM is a virgin (I’d be shocked if I got a no for this one).</p>

<p>Sad but true</p>

<p>TPBM wants to go to college and major in professional seal clubbing.</p>

<p>No</p>

<p>TPBM is taller than 4 cubits</p>

<p>What the heck is a cubit</p>

<p>TPBM likes giraffes.</p>

<p>Yeah, I guess. </p>

<p>TPBM drinks water.</p>

<p>How’d you know?</p>

<p>The person below me is STEM oriented.</p>

<p>Nah :p</p>

<p>TPBM eats food.</p>

<p>No, of course not…</p>

<p>TPBM has commented in this thread within the last hour.</p>

<p>Yes? Too lazy to check</p>

<p>The person below me has a Y chromosome.</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>TPBM has eyes.</p>

<p>Yeah. Not too obvious, huh?</p>

<p>The person below me did not drink orange juice today</p>

<p>Whoa, how did you know?</p>

<p>TPBM is not a senior member.</p>

<p>Yes, you are correct. I’m just a ‘member’ </p>

<p>The person below me did not run a mile or more continuously today.</p>

<p>woah…ur psychic…</p>

<p>The person below me is addicted to chocolate</p>

<p>Unfortunately in the long run (blissfully in the short run).</p>

<p>TPBM has been to overnight camp (I’m leaving a week from today and getting psyched)</p>

<p>Ha, nope! I’m always too busy with summer theater stuff.</p>

<p>TPBM enjoys jazz.</p>

<p>No
The person below me speaks English.</p>

<p>Wow, you got me! But not exclusively…</p>

<p>TPBM is still trying to figure out what ‘TPBM’ stands for</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>The person below me is not part of a football team.</p>