<p>But the fruit basket was contaminated by toxics waste from a far away factory in a country known as America.</p>
<p>but then i found out it wasnt from america but from britain</p>
<p>"Them Brits....die!" I yelled and gathered my remaining tribe- we made a boat and sailed to Great Britian.</p>
<p>But a slight breeze blew us off course and we ended up landing in Australia.</p>
<p>and we died and that was the end.</p>
<p>or so we thought: you see there was a little ant named Andariel and she was particularly smart (we know this because she got 2400 on the ant SATs), and she invented a life-reviving powder that she poured into all of our mouths (except jack and the nasty-tasting dude)</p>
<p>Except she didn't, because a 2400 doesn't mean she was smart, and she wasn't smart; so we died and that was the end.</p>
<p>But then we found out it was only a dream...</p>
<p>The toxic waste had made us hallucinate</p>
<p>So we gathered up our stuff and headed into the Australian outback.</p>
<p>Drugging the helpless kangaroos along the way</p>
<p>with some industrial waste we found in a brokedown truck...</p>
<p>we were confronted by vader's ghost</p>
<p>who, armed with a giant spork, decided to attack.</p>
<p>however it was a spork found in the everyday school cafeteria so it was really no harm to us</p>
<p>i looked down to find that i was a green alien... no wait... i was the green giant</p>
<p>but i was hallucinating again.</p>
<p>stupid industrial waste, that's what happens when the Republicans dump huge quantities of...</p>
<p>i woke up and found myself dancing with madame defarge; she smelled really bad</p>
<p>all of a sudden i started reciting the digits of e...2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572470936999595749669676277240766303535 47594571382178525166427427466391932003059921817413596629043572900334295260595630</p>