The Official Bragging Thread

<p>Since when? Why was I not notified of my demotion?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!</p>

<p>Although, I speak fluent penguin, which is some consolation.</p>

<p>erm... let's see. I used to be a ballerina, so I know how to do a double pirouette into a croise plie, ending in 4th position, then continuing into a couple fouettes with a corkscrew to my knees. Did you get that?</p>

<p>Like Dory in Finding Nemo, I am an expert in translating and speaking Whale.</p>

<p>"OOOOHHHWWAAAAAHHEEEEEEEEEUUUUUU"
-Dory</p>

<p>.-_-.</p>

<p>EDIT: Got Orca?</p>

<p>Me too. I whale call with my friend David.</p>

<p>Ooh, ooh, I have another one. I read Atlas Shrugged when I was 11 years old, and understood it all.
BEAT THAT! please.</p>

<p>.-_-.</p>

<p>I read TWO books this summer!!!!!!!</p>

<p>
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Ooh, ooh, I have another one. I read Atlas Shrugged when I was 11 years old, and understood it all.
BEAT THAT! please.

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This isn't a thread about why your childhood sucked, please stay on topic.</p>

<p>I rescue and then hear the lamentations of women regularly. I also have a large collection of leather bound books. My cabinet is well stock with ramen and chips.</p>

<p>"I also have a large collection of leather bound books"</p>

<p>and my apartment smells of rich mahogany</p>

<p>lablondie i am not a giant. i always thought 6'7 was average</p>

<p>One of the reasons I rock:
I live in the Bahamas</p>

<p>6'7"!?! SERIOUSLY? I hope that's a joke, haha.
I'm 4'11". Midgets for liiiiiiiiiiiife!</p>

<p>I never joke</p>

<p>Impressive. You must've eaten a lot of veggies as a kid! Can I borrow 4 inches or so? You don't REALLY need them....whereas I buy clothes in the children's department.</p>

<p>Im going to california this weekend...</p>

<p>Where I live buying clothes and shoes is a real pain. I have to get my shoes and sometimes jeans from miami</p>

<p>today I went to school and registered for the November SAT. I was the 2nd last person to register before the forms were sent to the US.</p>

<p>i can type with my nose</p>

<p>I Am God! Post Next And You're Going To "YOU KNOW WHERE"</p>

<p>I'll probably have a 4.0 this semester, I rule.</p>

<p>My fingernails grow super-dee-duper fast.</p>

<p>^Wow we all wish we were blessed with that gift^</p>