<p>Just write the next line, drop your own beat, now here we go, 1, 2, 3, 4...</p>
<p>So here I am, at my computer, bored out of my mind
Wishing for someone to come along and play with my rhyme...</p>
<p>I am here, waiting for the threads,
while I sit hoping this day will end</p>
<p>(I’m bad at this lol)</p>
<p>going on college confidential is not a crime
ain’t broke a law in my life
but i always rhyme about the guns and knives
but if you are bored out of your mind
maybe you should go edit that essay you been assigned
=)</p>
<p>Yo. I think hiphop is whack, the lyrics are lame and it should hit the sack.</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>Obviously you’ve never freestyled before. Here would be a more appropriate example.</p>
<p>Chilling at my computer bored outta my mind
wishing fo someone come along play wit dis rhyme.</p>
<p>I think Canada should hit the sack.</p>
<p>Oh wait, it already has.</p>
<p>^^Let the OP do what he wants:> We are not all professional freestylers haha ^^^^Nice!
That was good haha</p>
<p>Listen, buddy, we’re doing a rap,
now get outta here, and go take your nap.</p>
<p>Yo hatersunite, chill, I can spit a fresh word
Just tryin’ to make it easier for dem othuh nerds
Who roll on dis here forum day night and afternoon
Only takin breaks to watch dat Bugs Bunny cartoon
That’s why I dropped my rhymes in textbook English
So dat dey could maybe finally get up and finish
Sumthin’ slightly ghetto, you know, with a bouncin beat
Jus to make sure dat dey life’s complete</p>
<p>going on college confidential is not a crime
ain’t broke a law in my life
but i always rhyme about the guns and knives
but if you are bored out of your mind
maybe you should go edit that essay you been assigned
=)
a ha i see you got the message i designed
now you are doing something productive with your time ;D
its a shame that you could only do this part-time
you should work on your beginner rhyme
so next time your lines actually worth a dime</p>
<p>Yeah, keeping it real</p>
<p>do as i say as my parents say all day
24/7 all day all day
study for your tests
don’t be a lil pest
or else i’ll send ya to SAT prep</p>
<p>Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of yale</p>
<p>In west philadelfia born and raised
In da library where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And takin all da calculus exsistin in ma school</p>
<p>When a couple of guys who aint got no class
Started making trouble in my calculus class
I got in one damn fight and my ma turned pale,
And said youre moving with your papa and goin to yale</p>
<p>I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the License plate said Yale and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was wack
But I thought “what son? what the ■■■ are u on crack?”</p>
<p>I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of yale</p>
<p>Beginner rhyme? Boy you better know who you talkin’ to
Dis here Biggie Smalls, yeah, I’ll rip you up into a few
Pieces, your flow’s all chopped up like my dinner was
Chop chop get back in line with all them noobs ‘cause
Ima take this by storm doing what I do best
And you’ll be left cryin’ on the floor with the rest</p>
<p>I think we can all agree that the best rap is Rage Against the Machine.</p>
<p>^Girl, lemme let you in on a little sumthin I like to call
Speak in some damn rhymes or say nuthin at all</p>
<p>=)</p>
<p>First up down with ya rhyme and da raps ya make
me and my beats stick, we flowin and we not a fake
you claim to be a rapper but you stole from will
Me and all my flow comin and we commin for da kil</p>
<p>Duckie bettin on whether I outdo his style
but he never got style and ,my stuff is wild
I keepin on spittin and CC rappers gettin smitten
all dey work is gettin bitten, and I 'm laughin
cause I ain’t kiddin</p>
<p>Stop the homework when you read my stuff
read it again till you get enough
I kicked my rap out of the solar sytem by the minute
but i’m bout to get Biggie any minute</p>
<p>Oh yeah, I hit em up</p>
<ul>
<li>this one’s for you biggie- (smile)</li>
</ul>
<p>no need to rap about generic and irrelevant stuff
just make your lines meant something if you want to sound tough
though i really love your comments, oddly enough
now i must go write about my fight against stereotypical stuff.</p>
<p>I’m the biggest boss u eva seen
My name Duckie, don’t ■■■ wit me
Got the biggest cars, biggest brain, no cigar
Call that other lame (lil desperandum) for the walks in the parks
I ain’t come to play no games, I just came to ■■■ em up</p>
<p>All yall on CC think you got game
But lemme tell you you all got nothing - yall insane
See, college isn’t just about studying
Its about makin it rain</p>
<p>On dem hoes down the hall you neva seen,
Cause you too busy studying in your dreams</p>
<p>While I’m in Havard, u in ATC
Da lowest community college eva known
U Jelous, u angry, u fcked up bad
Sucks fo you, you cant eva get had</p>
<p>Yall aint no gangstas nor straight up Gs
Yall get straigt A’s, but cant rap to save a teen
Yall cant be serious,
2 fast 2 furious
Ima make sure this ■■■ MYSTERIOUS</p>
<p>yall ain’t go to class
Trade the grammy plaques, yall got ma granny’s back
'member I bust dere brains like I bust a fanny pack</p>
<p>■■■ this ■■■ ma name DuckieStyle
■■■ Biggie he aint got no rhyme
■■■ nil desperandum he aint got ■■■ either</p>
<p>YALL DO THIS DUCKIE STYLE</p>
<p>peace</p>
<p>(RAP BATTLE BEGIN!!!@@)</p>
<p>Duckie style , ya weak and ya beat so sick
I can’t even find a hospital to stick your sh**</p>
<p>your rap so weak it got kicked around by a grandmother
and don’t be hatin on me cause I flow like no other
i higlight my syle with a brilliant flouresce
and I am da mistress of da beats y’all got to acquiesce
and did you hear the word mistress lil’ mister
ya,you be gettin your a** whooped by a CC sister
and don’t be callin me little, feel my spittle you wittle
you like some micrscopic bacteria
we can’t even see ya</p>
<p>I heard You say you mysterious
get serious
I am droppin dat rhyme and its fast and its furious
when i spill my stuff everybody be givin me love
I am partin in L.A you at the local strip club
and when I do my thing you sitting in da back of the room
in da gloom ,hopin for me ta drop you a tune</p>
<p>But anyway you ain’t even on my rack
so I’m close this softly and give you some slack</p>
<p>Battle!</p>
<p>A rap battle on a forum
Why waste your time
When there’s cancer that needs curin’
I thought y’all wanted to get into Harvard, Princeton, and Yale
And yet you sit making lame raps
I’m sure your skin color is pale</p>
<p>That’s it for now
only a few bars complete
but I’ve got summer work
that I’ve got to complete</p>