<p>hello there!</p>
<p>on second thought......shut the **** up.</p>
<p>haaaaaahahahhah</p>
<p>hahhahahaha, i really hope Hello! is trying to be funny, because it's really working. but then again, maybe british people think americans are truly depraved.</p>
<p>Dear DeltaRoyale, wavebrk088 and any other Sir/Madam, to whom this may concern,</p>
<p>I appreciate your attempt at humor, but I am wondering if you could still answer my questions. </p>
<p>Dear Redcomet and any other Sir/Madam, to whom this may concern,</p>
<p>I am not trying to be funny, and I am not British, I am from America. But do chaps and ladies really share the same floor? I can't believe this! Do they also allow prostitutes? Oh oh oh, I bet they do, and they probably give coupons, too. And let me guess, are the coupons handed out by the professors? Of course not, their handed out by the President of Cornell himself, and are put under the pillows, for a pleasant surprise in the morning.</p>
<p>Is this how its like?</p>
<p>Hello!</p>
<p>hahahahaha LMAO haha</p>
<p>Dear Sir/Madam, to whom this may concern, </p>
<p>Do chaps and ladies really share the same floor? What about the bathrooms? </p>
<p>Please, stop the hahahahahaha, I don't find pimpin' funny,</p>
<p>Sincerly,
Hello!</p>
<p>yes we share the same floors and have wild amazing anal orgies deep into a wedensday night</p>
<p>seriously not only wednesday night, we do that at my BOARDING SCHOOL every weeknight.</p>
<p>its like, varsity anal orgy.</p>
<p>your killin' me hahaha stop... lmao i was drinking water and i almost chocked ... hahahah</p>
<p>Theta girls are hott.</p>
<p>I'm really confused as to what is going on. . . . . . .</p>
<p>Dear Sir/Madam to whom this may concern,</p>
<p>Are you serious. OMG OMG OMD!!!! What if you dont want to take part in the orgies?? What then? Hu hu? Also, what if you do want to take part, but your not well endowed? Will people make fun of you? </p>
<p>Thank you so much,</p>
<p>The shocked Hello!</p>
<p>"Also, what if you do want to take part, but your not well endowed? Will people make fun of you?"</p>
<p>That's a question only wave can answer, but I don't think too many people make fun of him. </p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>oh damn, is that why people on facebook keep telling the freshmen to bring lots of lube?</p>
<p>and do i have to bring my own toys or can we all share?</p>
<p>hahahahahaha</p>
<p>the only orgies that go on in campus happen @ Risley Residential... </p>
<p>i hear theta girls have coke parties (no not pepsi's rival ;) )</p>
<p>Dear Sir/Madam to whom this may concern,</p>
<p>Is it still easy to participate in the fun if your not well endowed? I just don't want to be left out or anything. (5.34659867" long)</p>
<p>Thanks so much
Hello!</p>
<p>no, sorry man. the cut-off point is at 7.001''</p>
<p>Dear Sir/Madam to whom this may concern,</p>
<p>What!? #@$% are you serious! I'm off by 1.7 in. </p>
<p>Shocked
Hello!</p>
<p>hello!: i think the 7.001 is referring to girth ;)</p>