The official Pakistani Thread for the class of 2015

<p>^^^hello sister uchi kikiyori, im muchi shikikori. nice to meet you. will you play with my chinese hand-held fan? or we could just watch justin bieber’s new muvi together?</p>

<p>man dont use the word chuss. its super lame.</p>

<p>@qwerty: really? I dont think so … B)</p>

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<p>dude, at least spell properly.</p>

<p>anyways, can we get back to more serious discussion? </p>

<p>where were we… oh, right: why do half of our school’s graduating classes end up in canada?</p>

<p>at our school we have an entire much-more-impressive range of words used to describe what you might call as a chuss.</p>

<p>“much-more-impressive range of words” - care to elaborate? :D</p>

<p>@khurram: i have no idea what “chuss” means. honestly.</p>

<p>i beg your pardon pakipower for wrongly spelling movie. hope you will spare my life.
sincerely,
qwerty.</p>

<p>no khurram i would not care to elaborate. as elaborating would require me to write some very, umm, bad words. :D</p>

<p>well paki the reasons why many people end up in canada can be:
a) their relatives living there;
b) ease of admission;
C) lower costs than UK/USA.</p>

<p>@qwerty: are you serious? that much was obvious. i was confused by your wording, but i’m not a ■■■■■■ (referring to the PM).</p>

<p>i’m gonna head out for today. this discussion’s really going nowhere with my presence here lol.</p>

<p>great qwerty you should definetly not use such words over here … now go back to acting like u are sister muchi sishkikori with her chinese fan and unconditional love for beiber (the gay) … i m outta here guyz … so long</p>

<p>P.S .I just realized I wasted sth like an hour or so!!!</p>

<p>I have decided that I will make sure my children are born in UK/US/Canada (or i get nationality of any of these country) so that it will be easy for them to get in super-reach schools or at least they will be able to attend good schools like john hopkins, mcgill and imperial paying like local students :D. I am so jealous of my friends who were born in canada and they can reap many scholarships even in US because of this.</p>

<p>you make no sense pakipower, about what you just about my PM.</p>

<p>dudes chillax …</p>

<p>Will we beat the Lankans today?</p>

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<p>um, yeah we most probably will. our only real competition in the world cup are the indians and the australians. the rest aren’t very good right now. i don’t know why we keep playing hafeez though. he couldn’t score a 20 even if his life depended on it.</p>

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<p>sure ‘dude’. :slight_smile: </p>

<p>i wasn’t being rude, and i wasn’t angry either lol. again, i talk like this in real life. i’m almost always sarcastic in speech. sorry if it comes off as offensive though.</p>

<p>@ UKdude84: what/where are you studying in the UK?</p>

<p>PhD at Kings. I am also a journalist by profession. I should make it clear that I am not “studying” in the UK. I am born/raised here, although to Pakistani parents, so obviously take a keen interest in the land of my forefathers. Oh, and I root for Pak in the cricket. :D</p>

<p>Ya’ll should read my weekly articles. I get published every time as I scream awesomeness.</p>