The Onion is hilarious!

<p>Here's 2 college-related ones:</p>

<p>YouTube</a> - The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night</p>

<p>Police</a> Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</p>

<p>Oh my, thank you for informing me on this matter! However, could I please ask you to tell me what exactly the onion is? Is it, perhaps, an oddly-shaped vegetable? Because I, myself, would find that quite hilarious.</p>