<p>^ is more animal than human
< is going to bed now
V cannot cook</p>
<p>^ is sleeping
< cooks better than an ape
V wishes today is Christmas Day</p>
<p>^ should take cooking lessons, should start off by cooking an ape
< is thinking of all the gifts she will get for Christmas
V needs to clean his/her room</p>
<p>^ is getting ahead of the calendar
< is messy as hell, really
V loves or would love to go to Yale</p>
<p>^ wishes he/she has/is a fulltime housekeeper
< will shave her head bald if Yale accepts her
V has an overtly sense of humor</p>
<p>^should post a picture of herself if she gets accepted by Yale :D
< is funny as hell!!!! ;)
V loves using smilies in his/her posts</p>
<p>EDIT: OOPS THIS POST IS IN RESPONSE TO ALYSSA!</p>
<p>^ person's post <em>is</em> in response to alyssa, what she talking about o.O?
< favorite emoticon is o.O
V has eaten an entire roll of mentos in one sitting</p>
<p>^ uses very cute emoticons. ^_~
< will post own portrait if Yale accepts her, and hasn't eaten any mentos lately since she's down with flu.
V loves money although he/she has no idea what they are.</p>
<p>^ if Yale accepts her, she should take the mentos and rub it on her bald head - good for the flu
< loves how this paper has a green back, is coloring the other side green
V sleeps too late at nights</p>
<p>^ likes the color green and receiving presents
< definitely not getting sufficient sleep and needs to clean room
v is procrastinating and suffering from senioritis as well as the flu</p>
<p>^needs to work on going to sleep earlier
<I AM PROCRASTINATING! nah, I stopped doing that about 20 min. ago.... I'm studying for a calc test.... but senioritis has defiinetly claimed me! I've never had the flu. I never really get sick. weird.
V is studying for a test</p>
<p>^ is contented since she got accepted to...um...somewhere (can't remember. Was it Yela?)
< is sitting for a test now.
V wants to eat nuggets for breeakfast.</p>
<p>^ should take the test standing - guaranteed A+
< just discovered that nuggets go very well with pancake syrup
V is grossed out with my new discovery</p>
<p>^ should try sausage with syrup instead
< is also rather grossed out by inhaven's new discovery
V is now in the mood for some IHOP lol</p>
<p>^Is starting to lose love for Penn.
< Doesn't really want IHOP right now. Sadly, a waffle party is planned for my humanities class tomorrow- of course on the day I'm taking the AMC.
V Is taking the AMC tomorrow as well.</p>
<p>^ Is a psychic, because:
< IS taking the stupid AMC tomorrow. To get out of AP English and Health, where we're watching some dumb Katie Couric video on (gasp!) "hook ups" and "friends with benefits"!!!!! featuring some prizewinning minds that spend five minutes debating whether or not having oral sex makes one a non-virgin. Couldn't believe that this was even a topic
V mantra is "100% pure until penetration." Esp if TPBM is Bill Clinton :-P (kidding. Clinton did a LOT and i'm sorry that the scandal is what's memorable about his presidency.)</p>
<p>^ is going to ace the AMC, but unfortunately fail the AIME
< had my Yale interview today...interviewer was nice and was obsessed with Yale
V Is extremely bored by my post...</p>
<p>^ is a band nerd or orch dork
< hates taking the AIME every year...knows can only do like, two problems and gets super bored
V has a cream cheese phobia</p>
<p>^ likes llamas and pyjamas and secretly likes the AIME
< doesn't have a phobia, but is never sure if her cream cheese is rotten, or sposed to taste that way.
V knows that Hitler only had one testicle.</p>
<p>** keep it clean! **</p>
<p>^ enjoys expired cream cheese
< didn't know that Hitler only had one eyeball
V is on CC playing "the person below me" - needs to get a life</p>