<p>^ is quite a humanitarian and a much more compassionate person than I
< is out of ideas as well and simply hopes that ^^ gets in somewhere she really likes.
V is an international student</p>
<p>^ thinks monica lewinsky is hot
< is most definitely not an international student
\/ just farted</p>
<p>^ is a guy (the fart thing is typically a dead giveaway)
< Admittedly just had Mexican.
v has a midget fetish</p>
<p>^ probably knows me personally, because not many people know about my fetish
< is in therapy to cure my dwarf obsession
V wants someone Hagrid-sized</p>
<p>^will never get over his midget fetish
<Fine with people of any height
V will change the topic from the silly height fetish.(I am not offended)</p>
<p>^ Is Hagrid-sized himself
< Is NOT a guy, despite what rockettgerl might think
\/ Thinks that Rockettgerl is SEXIST and that girls should be allowed to make fart jokes all they want because this is America, goddammit, and we should be judged by the content of our character, not by our reproductive organs. THE END. :o)</p>
<p>^ should remember that the Internet is not located in America
< also automatically assumed that ^ was a guy but sees the fault in that now
V plays two instruments</p>
<p>(hey sirwonkalus, sorry. The name was even misleading ("sir") so i was almost sure it was a safe guess, sorry if any offense was taken b/c i sure didnt mean any and am definitely not sexist, and if anything actually have feminist tendencies.)</p>
<p>^ is correct if you count a just-screwing-around interest in electric guitar
< principally plays electric bass
V will be accepted RD to Yale</p>
<p>^ occasionally feels like eating the electric bass
< will shave her head bald if accepted RD to Yale, like she said before. Also is very touched by mea's sweet thoughts.
V wants to go to Latin America with <.</p>
<p>^ will look pretty with no hair
< dunno what to say
V from Asia</p>
<p>(np alyssa - you've always had positive/kind words to say yourself)</p>
<p>^ has quite a username
< Asia! (see "Location")
V Thinks french fries taste better without ketchup.</p>
<p>^ is bilingual (tres cool)
< french fries DO taste better without ketchup!
V is ready to face April 1 with optimism</p>
<p>^ would far better in London than I did (no ketchup at McDonald's)
< is going to through cycles of excitement and dread regarding April 1
V has heard the Numa Numa song and was singing in his/her head the whole day</p>
<p>^ allo, salut, sint yel, un haiduc~
< doesnt really know the lyrics but sings along anyway
V doesnt really know the lyrics either!</p>
<p>^ has probably sang a rousing song of the Kumbaya
< doesn't even know what a Numa Numa is.
V wishes that April 1 will throw him/her a whole wad of acceptances</p>
<p>^ is as equally uninformed about numanumas as < am.
< wishes for apr 1 acceptances more than anything in the world.
V is a word game fiend.</p>
<p>^ Listens to Peter Andre a lot...
< Is dieing of anxiety and anticipation(April 1, please come sooner:()
V Will get into all the remaining colleges/universities he/she is yet to hear from :)</p>
<p>^ understands James Joyce
< hopes that blip is prophetic
V holds two passports</p>
<p>^ probably finds James Joyce as perplexing as the rest of my Eng class and I
< Has only one US passport and fat lot of good it does her! <em>entering the US:</em> (suspiciously) where are you from? <em>enters xx country in Asia:</em> (suspiciously) ni shi cong nar lai de [where are you from?]?
V Listens to lots of Switchfoot</p>