<p>I love nuts!</p>
<p>When’s the big day?</p>
<p>NEVAH</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Tiger Woods?</p>
<p>Good golf player, bad husband. People need to stop making a big deal, though.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because.</p>
<p>If all sneetches are snitches, and some snitches are smoochers, are some sneetches smoochers?</p>
<p>I think so…?</p>
<p>Where did you go for your last vacation?</p>
<p>st bartsssssss</p>
<p>are you related to anyone notable?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Ready for prom?</p>
<p>Don’t remind me of prom.</p>
<p>Be a g?</p>
<p>Actually, I consider myself more an M or H kind of guy.</p>
<p>How’s life?</p>
<p>Sunny side up.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite word?</p>
<p>Docile. It’s very pretty to me.</p>
<p>What are you currently dreading?</p>
<p>College of course. And BOTH of my proms this year.</p>
<p>Why do girls get so emotional about the most ridiculous things?</p>
<p>because we PMS. and because the little things add up to big things.</p>
<p>if you could do anything that was humanly possible without being detected or held accountable for your actions, what would it be?</p>
<p>End communism in NKorea and reunite the two Koreas.</p>
<p>What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?</p>
<p>It depends, a european or african swallow?</p>
<p>Is your spring break starting tomorrow?</p>
<p>Spring break? That requires some sort of surrounding “non-break.” Like that would ever exist.</p>
<p>Did Josh’s insinuation that North Korea is Communist offend you?</p>
<p>Not really, since I have redefined “Communist” to fit the traits of the nations that have commonly been called Communist.</p>
<p>Do you have a generally favorable or generally unfavorable opinion of Texas Instruments?</p>
<p>Generally favorable. I think of it this way - it’s not the calculator that explains my screw-up on the test; it’s my performance.</p>
<p>Do you watch NHL hockey? If so, what is your favorite team?</p>
<p>Barely. Jersey Devils.</p>
<p>
They are merely called communist for propaganda purposes. For some reason, people buy that, but not when they call themselves democracies? People’s Republic of China… People’s Republic! Woo! Freedom!</p>
<p>Have you ever taken a philosophy course?</p>
<p>No, but I’d like to at some point.</p>
<p>When was the last time that you got a haircut?</p>