The "Six Categories" of College Confidential Threads

<p>If the adcom is a man, I might have some luck.</p>

<p>Jk actually I really don't think women shouldn't have rights...I just find women's rights jokes hilarious (like how some people like dead baby jokes)</p>

<p>you'd be out of luck if the adcom was a married man and his wife wore the pants in the family</p>

<p>people who are offended by those kind of jokes lack a sense of humor and/or are overly politically correct. everyone takes everything so personally</p>

<p>How about racist jokes? See if you really put your money where your mouth is.</p>

<p>haha touche (is that how you spell it?)</p>

<p>with the accent yeah I'm pretty sure.</p>

<p>I think as long as the jokes aren't intentionally hurting someone, it's okay. Some jokes are just in bad taste and I don't think those are funny. However, I have a redneck friend and my black friends always laugh at his jokes, because they know he doesn't mean it really. But yes some is out of hate, and when it's aimed to hurt someone, then it's wrong.</p>

<p>I know I seem contradictory but I guess it's the same as the baby thing. If I really wanted to kill babies would it be funny? No.</p>

<p>True enough. </p>

<p>What are a redneck's last words?</p>

<p>what?.........</p>

<p>i don't want to turn this into a debate, but a) i do think people are overly sensitive about that too, and b) there's somewhat of a distinction between dead baby and racist jokes</p>

<p>what were his last words???? Jeez don't leave us hanging... have the whole joke in there... unless I'm not getting something, in which case I'm stupid.</p>

<p>isn't it something like..."hey everybody, watch this!"</p>

<p>probably, i never remember those things, I'm more of a situation comedian.</p>

<p>I don't get it....
but then again... it might just be me...
people constantly tell me how I can possibly be third in my class...</p>

<p>Yeah julius got it :) except I'd say "HEY Y'ALL". The "y'all" gives it a nice southern touch. Sheesh people I don't check my email every 10 seconds! And if you don't get it...I'm not going to explain it.</p>

<p>i'll explain it...</p>

<p>takeme2cali: rednecks do stupid things, and they run a good chance of dying doing something really study...i guess that's the gist of it</p>

<p>Aw meanie. <em>sticks out her tongue and puts her hands on her hips</em></p>

<p>I'm surrounded by "y'all" here (the word not the people)... It hurts so much...</p>

<p>How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>

<p>umm.. how many?</p>

<p>None. They can't change anything.</p>