<p>Lets play a game, I love these (guess i am a little kiddie at heart whose bored out of her mind right now) I am going to start a story with one line, everyone adds one line of their own, take it wherever you want.......it could get interesting!</p>
<p>Liza has just applied for three ivies, two so so reaches, three match schools and.......................................</p>
<p>became disillusioned with post-secondary education because of the ridiculously absurd application process. she contemplated withdrawing her apps, dropping out of high school before she graduated, and selling drugs...</p>
<p>But before she commenced on her downward spiral, a mysterious letter arrived . . .</p>
<p>....stating that the marginal benefit of selling drugs did not exceed the marginal cost of selling. Particularly becase there was rather low demand in her upper-class suburban neighborhood. She knew of this from economics. Depressed, she took to torturing little animals to relieve school stress. She shaves her cat on the weekends......</p>
<p>As she walked back from the mailbox with her shivering cat in tow . . .</p>
<p>she fell over a rock and into a pile of mud. At that moment she had the awe-inspring thought that maybe, just maybe she could...</p>
<p>apply to UC Riverside isntead for guaranteed admissions....</p>
<p>Or right an essay about when she fell over the rock and into the mud her leadership skills and determination helped her get up and continue....</p>
<p>and then she jumped off a cliff, into the ocean, where she managed to survive the impact, but was then eaten to death by a hungry shark named Toby.</p>
<p>The End</p>
<p>Toby felt full and took a long dump in the deep deep ocean. A microorganism ate his waste, which has Liza's evil spirit in it. The organism grows at an astounishing speed. Thus, Liza's grudge towards Ivies begins to unfold.......</p>
<p>At one boy's dormitory in Harvard, the microorganism came out of the sink....</p>
<p>this is becoming like "The Species"</p>
<p>As the boy washed his face, he ingested the microorganism. The next day, he started to feel different...</p>
<p>With Liza's spirit residing inside of him, he held twice the brainpower of an average student, and quickly became successful in school. However, the evil influence of Liza's spirit...</p>
<p>led him to deal drugs regardless of the lack of profit. However, his income after selling drugs became so incredibly high, that after being reached by Harvard University, he decided...</p>
<p>to become a pimp. However Liza's evil spirit overtook him and made him a female. The boy was no longer himself. Liza is back. <em>beetoven music</em></p>
<p>She then decided to eat lots of bacon and eggs and ballooned up to the size of a van and caused a nuclear disaster when she had gas after eating alot of beans.</p>
<p>but then through a breakthrough by a very hot doctor, she started on a severe diet and lo and behold lost all of the 60 pounds she had gained.....</p>
<p>only to gain weight when she was pregnant with the baby of...</p>
<p>the very hot doctor who had convinced her to loose the weight.</p>