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<p>Cold showers. </p>
<p>When you pull out a PSP/Gameboy in the middle of a conversation and people consider it rude. (Or at least more rude than someone playing on a phone, which I really don’t get.)</p>
<p>Having to wait for AP scores…</p>
<p>^ when proxy doesn’t work</p>
<p>When you get a 4 on an AP instead of the 5 that you wanted</p>
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That. Is. Rude.</p>
<p>The person in front of you is walking so slowly and you aren’t able to walk around them.</p>
<p>The person walking in front of you suddenly stops to read a text.</p>
<p>Amazon is cheaper but your local store gives you the product immediately. </p>
<p>There are too many colleges to choose from.
There are too many jobs to choose from.
Leveling up on my game takes too long.
I have gone through three phone chargers AND ALL OF THEM HAVE SOMETHING WRONG BUT MY SISTER’S FIRST ONE WORKS PERFECTLY STILL!</p>
<p>There’s no one in my house and I need toilet paper </p>
<p>You read a bunch of scary stories on the Internet and now you can’t take a shower because something might get you. </p>
<p>When you’re tired but can’t stop surfing the Internet… (
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<p>@halcyonheather: That happened to me the other day on Reddit’s r/nosleep. Yikes. 8-X </p>
<p>@LAMuniv To add on to that, when you’re walking behind a group of 2+ people who are spread across the hallway AND they’re walking so frickin slow. That’s the worst.</p>
<p>You wake up past 12 since it’s summer, and you only eat dinner + a snack for most days, but you still can’t get rid of that THIN layer of fat covering your abs</p>
<p>When there are too few chips in the bag of air you just bought.</p>
<p>@DaneBrick Just go to another bathroom in the house, since no one else is there. Unless you only have one bathroom, but then why are you complaining about first world problems? :D</p>
<p>When somebody says a joke you told them without giving you credit. </p>