The Stupidest Statement in College Admissions History

<p>Omg, I was reading over my Brown essay, and I wrote this: “…I truly can rape the benefits of persistence and dedicated work…”
LOL, I meant reap.
Great, now they think a registered sex offender is trying to get accepted to the Ivy League. Sigh.</p>

<p>ROFL! LMAO! And any other abbreviations you know. I think you'll be ok.</p>

<p>You sound really confident in that line ;).</p>

<p>haha i agree, it sounds very strong</p>

<p>a call or email can fix that, put a voice to the app, and show a sense of humor if you act as though you just want to clarify but are otherwise amused by it. </p>

<p>alot of luck will help also. : )</p>

<p>hahaha that's soooooo funny. i'm sure they'll be laughing so hard they'll WANT to let you in.</p>

<p>Aaaaaaahahhahahahhahahhahhahah</p>

<p>o man that's classic.</p>

<p>I'm not going to do anything about it. They will get a good ole' laugh out of it, I bet! They'll be falling over in their chairs. lol</p>

<p>Haha... that's awesome. It gave me a good laugh, and hopefully it'll give admissions a laugh too.</p>

<p>Haha... that's pretty damn hilarious. I bet you anything they'll start using that as their "please proofread your application" warning during the tour / infosession. Doesn't mean you won't get in, though.</p>

<p>They read all the essays fast, so maybe they won't even notice it.</p>

<p>LOL, actually someone in my history class last year did the exact same thing ("rape" in place of "reap") so at least you know you're not alone :)</p>

<p>i think i peed a little.</p>

<p>ahahaha</p>

<p>In chemistry I once wrote about ****ting equilibrium instead of shifting equilibrium...</p>

<p>The one business aphorism that I believe is that in every problem is an opportunity. </p>

<p>This "problem" gives you a chance to contact Brown an extra time, to let them know that Brown is your first choice.</p>

<p>To convince them that you would benefit from the open curriculum.</p>

<p>" If only I were at Brown I could take classes in lingusistics and computer science to go with my Egyptology degree and eliminate spell check corrections that can cause extreme embarassment..." ;)</p>

<p>I know this was kind of a bad thing for you UltimateFrisbee, but i'm not going to lie......i had quite a laugh i appreciated having</p>

<p>Oh wow...I thought my spelling errors were bad. That's hilarious. :)</p>

<p>hahahahahaha my mom just came into the room and asked me why i was laughing so hard</p>

<p>The Subject Is Called Linguistics Man And I Am Gonna Take That Personally Because Linguistics Is My Major.</p>