<p>Hey, once they know what he is urinating on, I am sure they will cut him some slack 
. How come everyone on CC has so much trouble with Calc? It just surprises me, because all your SAT scores blow my score out of the water, yet I always here complaints about Calc. I guess I am just fortunate enough to have a good teacher. Last year stats for his students in BC Calc: 15 5s 9 4s 5 3s and 2 2s. Year before last year, his class got 18 5s. His class is fairly tough though. Do colleges like the fact students take BC over AB? I heard that BC Calc is not available at most HSs?</p>
<p>The sword must be unsheathed and the girls must be macked. Lmao</p>
<p>this is true. my school just started bc this year but i told my ab teacher to shove it when he encouraged me to take it.</p>
<p>i don’t know man. it isn’t really the math part that’s hard for me – it’s the awkward problems like about water leaking out of a metal pipe. like w.t.f.? if a water is leaking out of a metal pipe, i’ll call the plumber. i love math, but there’s a limit to how high a hit can take you.</p>
<p>lmao. i know, my man. i know.</p>
<p>Lol, those are related rates problems , if you hate those, you probably will not like optimization to find the volume of crazy objects, (like a bullet, or a dish).</p>
<p>i don’t like bullets and violence. lol.</p>
<p>If you arent sure about your Yale idea; you can just use the Harvard one. Speed down the street blasting “We Taking Over” with the windows rolled up and the heat up to turn the backseats into a rave party. Then, drive by you Harvard Interviewer house roll down the windows and cuss out Harvard. Finally, roll up your windows to maintain the heat for your rave party. Most you can get is a ticket for speeding.</p>
<p>lmao. that is excellent, man. haha, cuss the guy out. he like walks out:</p>
<p>“what’s all the fuss?”</p>
<p>“**** HARVARD MAN – I’M GOIN TO YALE WANKSTA”</p>
<p>“huh?” [egg thrown in face]</p>
<p>the final egg bombardment would warrent a possible battery charge, but hey? or we could just do the old paper-bag-dog-feces-lighter-on-the-porch trick. that would be excellent. good idea, man.</p>
<p>dog feces? use your own man. thats the real pride.</p>
<p>Lmao, the egg ddea would work b/c I doubt he will be able to pick up your license plate.</p>
<p>I just like how were including the poor innocent interviewer in our evil rivalry initiation scheme.</p>
<p>I think we should include the Yale interviewer. We will knock on his door, hide on each side of the doorway; When he opens, we will carry him to your car. Then we will tell him of our intended attack on the H interviewer so he knows we’re on his side. After burning poo/throwing eggs/cussing him out/ teeppeing his house with the Yale guy, we will take our friend to a local strip club and buy him a lapdance. Then we can go to a pub, get wasted together and call it a day.</p>
<p>Wow. I don’t know what to say, just, wow.</p>
<p>JK, everything about my plan is completely illegal (kidnapping, battery, damage to property, under aged drinking, etc.) but that would be kinda funny. I am still looking for a possible “reaction plan” for my highly unlikely acceptance that is both legal and non-arrogant (not wearing harvard stuff to school).</p>
<p>not funny. epic. </p>
<p>but once emma watson makes up her goddamn mind – i plan on her giving magical lapdances as well. i just don’t get in – she’s going to cambrdige, she’s applying to harvard; going to yale, applying to brown. please woman, make up your mind so i can get on my grind.</p>
<p>Lol, I personally dont care were she goes, but thats just me. Magical Lapdances, how do you go about accomplishing such a thing??</p>
<p>I really do wonder where Emma’s going - didn’t she apply to ALL the Ivies + Ox + Cam? SRSLY. :O</p>
<p>Do you think she will be accepted everywhere she applied?</p>
<p>She’s going to Trinity College within Cambridge University to study English.</p>
<p>i’m sick of that dyke. i’m tired. i’m tired. i can promise you all this though, the consequences of this cold shoulder will not be pretty. he-who-must-not-be-named will retaliate on my behalf. potter, redhead, get your act together – you’re going to have to protect your nerdy-ass friend.</p>
<p>battle royal!</p>