<p>@ the prophet, you’re gonna like this. Trust me. 3 of my favorite slam poems:</p>
<p>Youtube’s screwing up on me for some reason, though.</p>
<p>Probably routine site maintenance.</p>
<p>true true that, not nice to look at.
and lemme whip out my ball bat for all of them fat cats,
in their car seats being weak to walkers
boston traffic homies as cold as iced up lockers (lol w.t.f?)</p>
<p>hookem that stuff is great. i love def poetry.</p>
<p>home run if you dont exercise
it will lead to your demise
you’ll be hit out of the park
if you catch my drift
you’ll be hard to find in the dark
let alone, to lift</p>
<p>i got you man, i got you.</p>
<p>but yo my ivy cats i’m gonna retire for the night, or else i might fall off the sofa and expire in delight, and i’m tired – not wired – so i’m out like a liar who accidentally made it to heaven.</p>
<p>but just because i’m leaving, don’t stop talking in fright – i want this movement to carry out all night.</p>
<p>-tp of cc</p>
<p>lol i wont be in fright
i will always see the light
but i too will expire to the night
and shave my armpits so im more aerodynamic when i fight.</p>
<p>we cannot let this die.
the total number of posts on it (if arranged in linear order) should touch the sky.
years from now, when people are in college they will regret not being that other girl/guy
who happened to post on the triple t and get them a piece of the pie.</p>
<p>This thread is my new husband.</p>
<p>obviously then, your husband is transgender – considering this thread is my casual on/off girlfriend.</p>
<p>Ode To Harvard</p>
<pre><code>If Williams had rejected me, I wouldn’t be an Eph;
I’d have had to go to Harvard, source of everlasting grief.
I’d be living down in Cambridge, in that hallowed Harvard yard
Where orgueil is the assumption, even more than working hard.
</code></pre>
<p>*
Harvard. I didn’t go to Harvard. *</p>
<pre><code>In this 1600 mecca, they all worship the AP;
A four-point-oh is not enough; they’ve all got four-point-three.
My jacket would have ve-ri-tas emblazoned on the chest
So that everyone who saw me would know that I was the best.
</code></pre>
<p>* Harvard. I didn’t go to Harvard. *</p>
<pre><code>My “small” classes would be forty; my “professors” all TA’s,
And who would care if during class my eyes would often glaze?
I’d try real hard to find my niche, but even when I did,
I’d still be what Ross Baird called “just another Harvard kid.”
</code></pre>
<p>* Harvard. I didn’t go to Harvard. *</p>
<pre><code>When I say I go to Williams, people blink and say, “um – where?”
But if you say you go to Harvard, you just get an awestruck stare.
Some kids will go and hate it; they’ll spend four years being glum;
But it’s worth it when you graduate, 'cause then you’re an alum!
Then down the road, when someone asks you where you went to school
You can say you went to Harvard and make him look like a fool.
</code></pre>
<p>* Harvard. I didn’t go to Harvard. *</p>
<p>deep. very deep.</p>
<p>memories i keep of the day when i weeped when my brother got into the number one school. but the number one rule of this number one school was to try not to make another one look like a fool. while my humble, simpleton broski stuck to the h-code others were shameless men who felt they could get blowed by any lady walking down the street, any chick would wanna feast on their bostonian meat.</p>
<p>thank god though, women these days have more sense and more honor, a little more respect that makes wanna chill up in a suana and salute them. </p>
<p>now back to the topic at hand, harvard vs. any other college that stands on the rankings list of the us news, the rankings list of the princeton reviews. let the truth be known, williams is epic, amherst is classy, and yale’s antiseptic to wounds you may have suffered from a poor high school education – but at any of these college’s you’ll be weeping during graduation. because in the end, college is what you make it, whether its harvard, or oxford, or a place where chicks are constantly naked. face it, i love harvard with all of my soul – it made my brother turn wise, from young into old – but i know, deep inside, if i’d weeped that day because he got rejected, four years down, brother and i would never be feeling dejected.</p>
<p>so that is my objection. people who matter know williams when they see it. if you want to change the world, be it – the change that is. you don’t have to go harvard, or yale, or ny’s columbia; you can be a g by going to a community college in colombia.</p>
<p>gyea.</p>
<p>-tp of cc</p>
<p>I’m off to google words that rhyme with Harvard
But I don’t think anything really goes with it.
Kind of like orange.
But better.</p>
<p>lol, random. But seriously, what does rhyme with Harvard?</p>
<p>harvard – aardvark? like arthur, remember him? d.w., buster, etc, etc.? that show was for champion kids.</p>
<p>Haiku</p>
<p>Crimson winter calls
Harvard applicants shiver
April brings closure</p>
<p>Ha, I’d forgotten about Arthur! I loved that show whan I was young…</p>
<p>Hahahahaha omg, I knew people were checking CC…except the threads were kinda dying.</p>
<p>Anyway, I love how each school board is interpreting this. Brown’s is ranting about grades and this one’s just full of poems :P. i’ll be checking princeton soon.</p>
<p>song lyrics:</p>
<p>catch me in da coop that cost a hundred thous,
hakala shikmina, lady ron browz.
my money make noise, yours quite as a mouse.
send a email to da boyz in da house.
all da girls love me, ya i pop bubbly.
haka lashaka, shorty damn ugly
find me on the dance floor doin the dougie.
got my souped out coop parked next next to yo buggy.</p>
<p>we gettin arab money.
we gettin arab money.</p>
<p>-arab money (remix) by busta rhymes, diddy, ron browns, swizz beats, t-pain, akon, and lil’wayne.</p>
<p>as a matter of fact – let’s get some of your favorite song lyrics up on this thread.</p>
<p>i’ll start:</p>
<p>“i’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.” – lil’ wayne, a milli.
“let it be.” – paul mccartney, let it be.
“i’d sure like to check you for ticks.” – brad paisley, ticks.</p>
<p>“make sure you bring a latex, cuz you don’t want that late text, that ‘oh, i think im late’ text” - lil wayne</p>
<p>“cash rules everything around me” - BIG</p>
<p>“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” - Einstein</p>