<p>To be fair, the gold phonograph record that NASA sent up probably got us laughed at if any aliens got it.</p>
<p>I lost my number, can I have yours?</p>
<p>lulz.</p>
<p>^ Are you a parking ticket, you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!</p>
<p>I’ve always thought each pickup line translates to “Hey, there, I’m a sleaze ball, please slap me or toss your drink on my head!”</p>
<p>have you guys seen the recent Abstruse Goose where you have to solve a puzzle? It’s quite amusing… and I’m one of the lame people who tried to solve it, failed, ended up getting to the solution pages anyway through Google and Reddit =P</p>
<p>The latest one with the ships is pretty sweet too.</p>
<p>Is your daddy a terrorist, cuz you are the BOMB!</p>
<p>I agree, c-hope. The pick up line is the adult equivalent of a guy with a van full of candy…</p>
<p>^ Lol. Speaking of hitting on girls whose fathers are terrorists…</p>
<p>BJ Novak (Ryan, from the Office), has a great stand up bit on terrorism. </p>
<p>I suggest you search for it on a popular video sharing site, maybe : BJ Novak Standup terrorist</p>
<p>Abstruse Goose = Poor Man’s XKCD.</p>
<p>Yeah, I said it.</p>
<p>^ Actually, he addresses that very criticism; “I’m not trying to replace your daddy. I’m just trying to ___ your mom”</p>
<p>Regardless, it’s still a funny webcomic.</p>
<p>lol, anyone seen “Thank You For Smoking”?</p>
<p>The main character is talking to his kid’s new step-dad, and says…</p>
<p>“You’re not his father. You’re just the guy f**king his mom.”</p>
<p>hahaha</p>
<p>LMAO, classic. I love that movie.</p>
<p>And yes it kind of did work. I mean I got to know that guy a little but it didn’t get far. Lol. Maybe I was too smart for him? Haha.</p>
<p>Anyway, I AM TENSING OUT THIS WAIT IS KILLING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!</p>
<p>Interesting use of ‘tensing’…</p>
<p>Lol. For real though, c-hope; you don’t seem to be stressing at all. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? Lol. Jk. But for real, aren’t you a tadbit nervous?</p>
<p>I dunno, I feel pretty calm.</p>
<p>It worked like this for me: Super anxious while putting together apps/getting grades first semester. </p>
<p>Once I had everything in, and all was accounted for, I stopped alternating between the calm before the storm and the storm, and I’ve become (uh oh, mixing tenses…lol) really relaxed.</p>
<p>I mean, I know I’m gonna be freaking out on March 31st/April 1st but until then, why worry?</p>
<p>Edit: I notice you used ‘for real’ in both conditions…lol</p>
<p>Also, I must now recommend you listen to “For Real” by the Heights. On youtube.
(The link of which I may not post here)</p>
<p>“yo, adrian…i did it.”</p>
<p>Gosh I love that movie.</p>
<p>Lol c-hope, it was ok. Not brilliant like some of the other songs you’ve posted (I’d find the name’s but I’m to lazy) but a decent listen. And wow, you have over 1000 posts; haha, you sure can’t stop thinking about 31/1 though, either. Lol.</p>
<p>Whatever. Let’s see what happens. I hope like all of us get in and then we can have a crazy party where waitn can do the “melbourne shuffle” and prophet can freestyle and squaregirl and me can beat john harvard in a drinking game and you can read us comics from abstruse goose. Lol. Dream on, me.</p>
<p>shrek, that drinking game? SO HAPPENING. I am determined!</p>
<p>it sucks so much to think about how almost none of the kids on here will get in…we all deserve it so much i think</p>
<p>^ Agreed. :(:(</p>
<p>I concur, danr.</p>
<p>And Shrek, why am I not mentioned in your plan? Just because I’m a lightweight and John Harvard WOULD beat me in a drinking game, doesn’t mean I don’t ant to hang with you guys! :D</p>
<p>18 Days, peeps.</p>
<p>Butternut, you are in. OF COURSE YOU ARE IN. It will be fantastic, I guarantee it.</p>