<p>Courtesy of Wikipedia:</p>
<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”</p>
<p>… If the sheer hilarity of that side-splitting punch line doesn’t leave you ROFL-ing, there is something fatally wrong with your (or my) sense of humor.</p>