<p>I nominate myself as the nerdiest person to grace CC (so far) and am proud of it. Of course the definition of nerd differs. Marie Curie was intensely focused and unidirectional and didn't care about a social life. In any case, she might be just as nerdy as me because neither of us cared about anything - though she was more focused than me and I lazier and play more computer games. And it shouldn't be surprising considering that I have Asperger's (aka Nerd) Syndrome</p>
<p>glasses: Yes. 20/70 - 20/100 for a long time, since 4rh grade</p>
<p>braces: Got them off a while ago. While I am inclined to discount the stereotype, perhaps there is a possibility (uninvestigated as of yet) that people more likely to be nerds (Asians, Jews) may also have the genetics for abnormal tooth positions.</p>
<p>not really into sports: I just can't do sports, period.</p>
<p>not really into partying: True, noone does anything interesting in them.</p>
<p>no need to get dressed up or impress anyone: To an extreme (you don't want to know how extreme). I don't care and am moreover, frequently too lazy to dress up so I don't even wear pajamas. I dress for comfort and my parents buy me all of my clothing. </p>
<p>bookworm who just enjoys reading: True on factual material, which makes me nerdier than one who reads fictional material (fiction bores me to tears: when given a Harry Potter book, I just instantly flipped to the back, read it, and gave it back). </p>
<p>Studying: I'm lazy as hell, enormously inefficient, and have a low attention span on top of that. I play a lot of computer games (and pull all nighters with them). In fact, I study most often in semi-social situations when I'm not in front of my computer or my bed or my computer games, which are the major barriers to studying. Still, I'm really trying to motivate myself to study more. It's war between id (more computer playing) and ego (more studying). Id's winning so far</p>
<p>I literally live on my computer and surf Wikipedia, research articles, and play computer games ESPECIALLY RTS and RPG, never go outside unless I'm under duress, never had a girlfriend, rarely listen to music, don't watch TV, am said to be thin (though I've just hit the 100 pound mark gah) and short (barely over 5 ft), am always seen carrying something factual around, and talk really weird and monotonically.</p>
<p>Plus, I'm Chinese and I don't even go to the bathroom during the morning to brush my teeth or comb my hair (and then it often sticks out) because I'm too lazy. I've always traditionally taken showers at most once per week (and no one notices) but I've never had body odor or acne so I find it pointless.</p>
<p>Nerds may also be pictured as people who play the violin or some musical instrument but that's not me. I am just a factual analysis, computer game addict, too lazy to do anything else person. So IMO this adds to my nerdiness. Hey - something to be proud about - I'm different and don't conform. I'm also vegetarian - which many nerds aren't, but not many others are vegetarian either. Still though, being mildly autistic makes me more sympathetic to animals than others.</p>
<p>I am in other words, the stereotypical nerd. There are numerous essays linking Asperger's Syndrome (which I have) or high-funtioning autism with nerdiness and it's been said that Asperger's SYndrome is becoming very prevalent in Silicon Valley.</p>
<p>Still, my classmates deny that I'm a nerd. I think it's because I'm so nonconformist that I defy pretty much all stereotypes. While I'm normally introspective especially in 1v1 conversation, I frequently speak without addressing anything in particular at all. Inf act, I'm pretty popular at school (as measured by what other people told me and by the applause I receive when I win awards). I am also really impulsive and say a lot of random things and bring random things in school like a CUTE MALLARD DUCK. It's just...weird. People think I'm a genius when I'm really not one but why respect me for being smart when others aren't as respected like the USAMO qualifier at my school?</p>