<p>In order to find out whether China is horrible let's assume for the sake of argument that the Chinese way of life is adopted in American. Let's call this new country New China. </p>
<p>Since I am a very powerful person my locality in New China, I am going to start by finding out the identities of those who have criticized me on this board and have the police arrest them. I don't like to be criticized and I don't recall New China approving anyone to have access to college confidential. We strictly regulate internet access and opinions. In New China we presume persons accused of crime are guilty. Thus, those who have criticized me will spend a great deal of time in New China's prisons. Although New China's prisons are very harsh, the complainers will be greatful because they will not be executed. We save execution for those involved in protests against my government such as those who protested in New Tiananmen Square in 1989.</p>
<p>Oh, and if any of you don't like how I run things here in New China -- tough. You see, I am a member of a special party that selects members like existing members in order to run New China. We could never let the people of New China vote like they do in western countries, because the people of New China aren't capable of selecting their own leaders. We, of course, are capable. </p>
<p>I am very busy here in New China. Just yesterday, I heard a woman was pregnant with her second child. We have a strict one child policy here in New China, so I sent the police out to get this woman and force her to have an abortion. Did you know that an 8 month child looks a lot like a fully developed human? </p>
<p>International trade is important here in New China. For example, American researchers are developing new vaccines that we need. We will simply will copy those vaccines and make them ourselves. It saves us a lot of R&D expenses. We don't have to pay American companies for their intellectual property since we are New China. We have already copied most of the software of major American corporations and not paid any money for it.</p>
<p>International relations is also important here in New China. We have two enemies -- Taiwan and American. I recall with fond memories September 11, 2001 when the twin towers fell. We cheered here in New China (just like the Palestinians did) because America got what was coming to it. We are building our military forces at a rapid pace even though we don't have any enemies. We intend to take Taiwan by force. Why? Because the New China Party has decided we own Taiwan. </p>
<p>No, no, we are not horrible here in New China. We are the center of the world and I like that just fine. Please come visit New China. Just don't expect to get out unless the New China Party says you can leave.</p>