<p>neither</p>
<p>Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved" OR Mario's "Let Me Love You"</p>
<p>Neither.</p>
<p>Murder or suicide</p>
<p>murder</p>
<p>curtains or blinds</p>
<p>curtains</p>
<p>Vassar or Amherst</p>
<p>neither</p>
<p>Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved" OR Mario's "Let Me Love You"</p>
<p>Neither</p>
<p>pen or pencil</p>
<p>pen</p>
<p>all nighter or one hour of sleep</p>
<p>One hour of sleep. You will feel worse during the day, but at least you are starting to cut into your "sleep debt".</p>
<p>Popcorn or cranberries</p>
<p>popcorn</p>
<p>caramel corn or buttered popcorn</p>
<p>buttered popcorn</p>
<p>Michael Jackson or a rotting fish</p>
<p>rotting fish, no contest</p>
<p>phone or aim</p>
<p>phone</p>
<p>longer hair or shorter hair</p>
<p>longer hair</p>
<p>swiffer mop or old fashioned broom and pan</p>
<p>old fashioned broom and pan</p>
<p>outhouse or indoor toilet</p>
<p>indoor toilet </p>
<p>"holy catfish!" or "well, bless my stars and stripes!"</p>
<p>"holy catfish!"</p>
<p>Hollywood or Bollywood</p>
<p>hollywood</p>
<p>having well defined seasons or temperate weather year-round</p>
<p>having well defined seasons and vacationing in places with temperate weather year-round</p>
<p>Lice or crabs</p>
<p>lice</p>
<p>doing your hwk the period before it's due or doing it at lunch</p>
<p>lice...but crabs??? uh...ah..BARF!!!!!</p>
<p>chewing or swallowing?? :D</p>