The Utterly-Off-Topic Thread

<p>I say I hate _______ far too much.</p>

<p>erhswimming's post made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.</p>

<p>Plop plop? Fizz fizz? No relief here.</p>

<p>So, imagine -- if you will -- you're caught up in the French revolution and Marie Antoinette sentences you to death by beheading. And then imagine -- if you will -- that you maintain consciousness for a full 30 seconds after your head is severed. You just basically see and hear things as your head bounces around and gets picked up and placed in a basket. You can't draw a breath from your lungs to speak or gasp.</p>

<p>Now THAT would be weird.</p>

<p>Now imagine -- if you will -- that you're the executioner. And when you pick up the head...it winks at you.</p>

<p>lol.</p>

<p>can robots wink? "I robot" had alllllot of flaws in the story.</p>

<p>I have come to a conclusion.</p>

<p>I have come to another conclusion: school sucks.</p>

<p>I'm considering a gap year for reasons mostly unrelated to my Princeton rejection. Am I crazy? (Considering that this is the Utterly Off-Topic Thread, I'll let that be a rhetorical question.)</p>

<p>I'm not sure if I'm getting sick again, or if I'm getting allergies. I've never really had allergies before, but that's what it feels like. I guess I'll find out if I'm sick tomorrow...</p>

<p>me no know what me get intwo becawze me no applie two collejez outside here.</p>

<p>:)</p>

<p>I'm going paleo.</p>

<p>Scrawny kids reading Freud.</p>

<p>I read a book called "unzipped" about the sex life of the author and those surrounding her.
funny book.</p>

<p>Does anyone else spend their afternoons gazing out the window asking themselves, "What's the most amount of brain that can be surgically removed without significantly impairing a person?"</p>

<p>Have a Wonderful Passover</p>

<p>I want a MacBook Pro</p>

<p>Paris Hilton looks like a dodo.</p>

<p>I hate doing laundry.</p>

<p>Passover is terrible at my aunt's house. Every year the same boring thing, completely devoid of anything that's edible. I think she has written off good food as perhaps a seed of evil. (Example: because she is a vegetarian, you cannot bring meat INTO her kitchen. This isn't Judaism. This is INSANITY.)</p>

<p>I only know one Violent Femmes song. It was on here. I know this is supposed to be unrelated to anything, but whatever.</p>

<p>I hate waiting for things.</p>

<p>La belle et le bad boy. MC Solaar. Yeah.</p>

<p>Yay for first-order linear differential equations.</p>