<p>leader of antarctica</p>
<p>snipe hunting</p>
<p>Underwater Duct Tape Knitting</p>
<p>breaking record for how many times you can twirl one strand of hair around your thumb.</p>
<p>Helping Keebler eleves get back to their hollow tree.</p>
<p>teaching pond fish spanish.</p>
<p>starting the streaking club (they operate during school hours only).
alright i'm done.</p>