<p>Amen sister! :p</p>
<p>44) People with santa bellies who wear tight shirts
45) tight low rise jeans that show crack and/or have a layer of fat overflowing from all angles
46) the people who work at Hollister
47) Dakota Fanning, Emma Roberts (the entire teeny-bopper crew)
48) people who bring young children (who cry incessantly) to PG-13/Rated R films
49) that Carl's Jr. commercial with the cow (poor cow)</p>
<p>dvl,</p>
<p>I desire him...he ignores me...I despise how he ignores me</p>
<p>I will never win</p>
<p>Makes sense to me.</p>
<p>Then you are a genius.</p>
<p>Yes, I am. But everyone already knew that.</p>
<p>You're amazing. A genius and sexy? Who woulda thunk it...</p>
<p>I'm a pretty rare breed, I must admit.</p>
<p>But seriously, geniuses are not allowed to be sexy. How do you do it?</p>
<p>I defy the laws of gravity. </p>
<p>Wait that has nothing to do with it.</p>
<p>Idk. I'm simply amazing.</p>
<p>I defy the laws of... the road.</p>
<p>But not this weekend, because it's graduation weekend + fishing, so there are a lot of cops out, and they're actually enforcing speed limits :D</p>
<p>But honestly, a genius and sexy? I may have to give up on Justinian. Nah...</p>
<p>Harsh.....</p>
<p>But... it's Justinian.</p>
<p>You should be happy I even thought about it.</p>
<p>But, but...we could have been so much together...and now, we will never be.</p>
<p>I'm sorry. Everyone knows that girls love jerks that ignore them.</p>
<p>I guess I never got the memo.</p>
<p>Oh really? I thought everyone knew that. Nice guys never come out on top when it comes to girls. Well, they do, but they have to wait until they're 40.</p>
<p>That's like 22 years too long. Don't think I can hold out for that amount of time.</p>
<p>At least by then they've made enough money to keep the snobby women who ignored them for 20 years.</p>
<p>Well, it's a lot easier to become a jerk than it is to turn into a nice guy...</p>