<p>I wrote a list of things I learned in my first year here <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/university-minnesota-twin-cities/1531160-things-i-learned-at-minnesota-p1.html">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/university-minnesota-twin-cities/1531160-things-i-learned-at-minnesota-p1.html</a>, so I'd figure I'd write another one for my sophomore year. Like the last one, this has nothing to do with academics.</p>
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<li><p>It’s super freaking cold up here! Oh and the school actually does shut down if it gets that cold. Thank you polar vortex.</p></li>
<li><p>If you’re pre-med, and you think you’re “so focused” on doing medicine and think you won’t do anything else, you will likely graduate late. You should probably find some alternate studies, because you will likely change. </p></li>
<li><p>This is probably one of the most underrated schools due to its relative easiness getting a job after graduation in the Twin Cities and its low cost.</p></li>
<li><p>A lot more people than I would’ve thought actually change their major. Lots of people come in with a lot of AP credit so the assumption is that students know very well what they want to do and graduate within 3 years, some even 2. As a result, a lot of people graduate late. This fact makes you feel a little bit better. </p></li>
<li><p>The NFL is way more popular than college football here. </p></li>
<li><p>Chicago is not considered a Midwestern city, and nobody here considers me to be Midwestern. Apparently Midwesterners really do look at Chicago as the New York of the Midwest. </p></li>
<li><p>On that note, a lot of people here judge you if you’re from Chicago (or the suburbs). </p></li>
<li><p>A Packers fan will never date someone from Chicago. That’s OK, though, because when was the last time Packers fans were known to be attractive?</p></li>
<li><p>The university and the city really love construction: so many new apartments, the new light rail, and the new stadium. </p></li>
<li><p>Rap music isn’t as big here as one would think (or at least I thought). I understand some of the lyrics of rap are weird, but people get too political about them (these are usually people from Middlebrook).</p></li>
<li><p>Speaking of, Middlebrook is still considered the “weird dorm.” The unfortunate part is that it’s partly true. I’d apologize to Middlebrook residents, but most of them agree, and I used to live there so I’d know pretty well.</p></li>
<li><p>I’ve still never been to a high school party or a freshman party, but I’m pretty sure they’re the same. </p></li>
<li><p>The hockey riots after we lost the championship (which actually weren’t really riots) were pretty funny, until people’s cars got totaled and buildings were set on fire. </p></li>
<li><p>A lot of people were really upset with those riots, including the president, but college students, when e-mailed not to do something, will go ahead and do it, because they were told not to. </p></li>
<li><p>When a college team that does really well plays in a game that causes rioting, nobody knows who to blame, who went out of line, and who caused it. </p></li>
<li><p>The reporters at those riots were pretty f*cking stupid for trying to get coverage of what was going on in Dinkytown. Seriously, did they actually think they would not get interrupted by anyone?</p></li>
<li><p>People get very upset over usage over the word c*t, even just when used for when losing in a video game or referring to a television character.</p></li>
<li><p>Greek life here exists, but it’s not at all popular.</p></li>
<li><p>In fact, a lot of students judge frat boys and sorority sisters, and a lot from Carlson.</p></li>
<li><p>A lot of students here judge way too much in general.</p></li>
<li><p>I don’t know if this is for most colleges but a lot of people here are Liberals (advocates for gay rights, feminists,
anti-racists, etc.)</p></li>
<li><p>If someone says something along the lines of “Oh yeah I love Black people,” they’re probably racist. </p></li>
<li><p>The “Minnesota Daily” often times bring up the lack of diversity and the university claims that they’re working hard to increase diversity here. </p></li>
<li><p>Drunkdonald’s (the McDonald’s in Dinkytown) is hilarious to watch on Friday and Saturday nights. </p></li>
<li><p>That McDonald’s even has bouncers on occasion. </p></li>
<li><p>Basically anywhere in Dinkytown is great to watch on a weekend night; you will find yourself in long lines when you’re drunk, especially at Drunkdonald’s and Mesa Pizza.</p></li>
<li><p>Coffman Union is the only student union in the Big Ten that has an escalator. The tour guides mention this quite a bit when they’re there.</p></li>
<li><p>Our rivalry with UW-Madison isn’t like Ohio State-Michigan; I grew up a big Ohio State fan, and I had to get adjusted with not detesting our rival school. It’s more like a “friendly” rivalry. Still, better dead than red!</p></li>
<li><p>They really try to get students to go to the games by handing out free tickets. This has gone down since the year before, though. </p></li>
<li><p>You’re not an alcoholic if you’re in college.</p></li>
<li><p>A lot of hipsters or hipster-like people attend here.</p></li>
<li><p>You will most likely need to be in Greek life if you want the true “pre-gaming” football experience. </p></li>
<li><p>Greek life is very expensive and time consuming. </p></li>
<li><p>Mesa Pizza is so good on its own. When one is drunk it tastes like heaven.</p></li>
<li><p>The campus is so ginormous you get so tired after going back to your place or to a class. Walk with a friend. </p></li>
<li><p>Minnesotans are so reserved and quiet. I was able to (unintentionally) cut in front of a huge line to get a free
vegetarian burger, and no one said st.</p></li>
<li><p>The north has so many natural blonde girls. Gotta love it!</p></li>
<li><p>I love this school, but Iowa and UW rage way harder than they do here. I doubt you can find a party on a weeknight. </p></li>
<li><p>On that note, making friends here doesn’t seem to be that easy. Maybe I’m too ugly for someone to want to talk to me, but a fake smile isn’t what one wants to see when one says “hi.”</p></li>
<li><p>After very cold months, warm weather is very uncomfortable. It takes a week to start appreciating it.</p></li>
<li><p>All of the crime alerts in the Fall semester showed me that too many students here are WAY too trusting. Really if some shady looking person asks to "borrow" your cellphone at night, WHY would you give it to them? Use your better judgement, don't be too trusting in a city (no matter how small), walk with a group of friends, cover all of your stuff, and don't show off anything flashy. </p></li>
<li><p>A Minnesotan’s job is to hate Wisconsin, the whole state and every single team, particularly the Badgers and the Packers.</p></li>
<li><p>The 2014 Frozen Four semifinal game between the Gophers and UND is the greatest hockey game that ever happened and have been played. </p></li>
<li><p>The 2014 Frozen Four final is the worst hockey game that ever happened. </p></li>
<li><p>Union College sucks.</p></li>
<li><p>So does UND and UW.</p></li>
<li><p>This school is awesome, no matter all of the bad things you can think of. Trust me, in the end, it kicks a*.</p></li>
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<p>I think that leaves the majority of things I learned in my sophomore year. The last two just needed to be said. Rah!</p>