<p>how long have you been sitting on this little masterpiece</p>
<p>glad you summed me up in a CC post… seriously</p>
<p>men r pigs</p>
<p>women r rats</p>
<p>Boys are dumb, and girls are crazy.</p>
<p>Despite the cackles from the peanut gallery, the OP is actually very astute. It may overgeneralize a touch, this really is useful advice for any girl. We guys are more complex, but at the end of it all, the simple things will work to make me happy every time.</p>
<p>Men are pigs, women are evil.</p>
<p>lol @ the insults everyone throws at the OP. Are they necessary? Yeah these ideas are stereotypes and generalizations, but I thought it was automatically understood that no two men are the same. These are her own views on men based on her experience.</p>
<p>^^^
Wow, a post on a CC thread that actually contributes?!?!?!?</p>
<p>haha OP i def love your post!! have you ever read If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?</p>
<p>The “we forgive and forget” line is the truest statement I’ve read about us in a long time. I hate waiting days and seeing the lines “I don’t know how to feel” and “I just don’t know if I’m okay” days after simple, petty arguments that ended in 15 minutes with a sincere apology. BLAH</p>
<p>lol this is the precise reason why i’ve given up finding boyfriends for the time being. and i’m very happy that my smart guys friends are very different from what is described here</p>
<p>If we are gonna generalize I say women are the ones who go crazy if something’s not fixed right away… more often than not do you hear about the nagging mom / wife / girlfriend than the dad / husband / boyfriend.</p>
<p>i dont know why so many people were attacking the OP. I seriously laughed at everything she said because it was true about me and most guys i know. Yea its a generalization and all of it may not be true about all guys, but its still pretty ****ing good. I think all girls should read this. Now if only someone can make something like this about girls…</p>
<p>As a guy, there’s a lot of truth in the OP’s post. Men are generally pretty simple, yes we get nervous too, and we don’t like shopping.</p>
<p>The one thing I find really interesting is that she points out that we don’t like playing games, as in, relationship ones. What surprises me is that, according to the OP, women do?</p>
<p>This thread delivers.</p>
<p>yea they do like to play games, you haven’t figured that out?</p>
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<p>1) Women are too. Buy them something or listen to what they have to say, and they are attached to you. Change to how they want you to, and she is “in love”.
2) Women are bigger wussies. When was the last time you saw a woman make the first move or approach a guy and ask him out? We aren’t in the 20’s anymore.
3) Ever seen the girly teen movie “Mean Girls”? Men aren’t the only ones whom think they are awesome, this goes both ways. Men don’t come up with childish lies to spread just to increase their popularity by .1%. They’d much rather just walk around acting like badasses as this is generally more effective.
4) Sure they do, just not always for clothes. Men shop for things they like, just like women. Cars, TV’s, Sports equipment, etc are more relevant to their lifestyle. Men realize that spending an extra hour shopping for the car they are going to get is more useful than spending that same hour deciding whether the polo shirt they buy should match their manbag or their shoes.
5) Women don’t like being mislead at all, just like Men. How many guys have had a one night stand with a woman to find that same woman crawling at their feet for the next week+? Men don’t like attachments, and most are clear about that even though this is interpreted by the woman as “I can change him”.</p>
<p>All in all, Men are efficiency machines. How can I do this better? Women, on the other hand, are effectiveness machines. How can I effect what this boy/girl thinks of me?</p>
<p>My 2 cents.</p>
<p>lol at some of the OPs analysis.</p>
<p>i mean, come on… men like shopping? we like to hold your bag and walk through the aisles with you? hahahaaaa what???</p>
<p>valiant attempt OP, but i don’t think i’ve EVER seen a female accurately break down the male psyche. the problem is that these pseudo-psychologist chicks don’t usually draw their knowledge from the minds of the average guy. the type of guys who actually open up to these females and provide them with the supposed “true” male perspective are usually the sensitive type… they have more feminine traits than the average guy would. </p>
<p>BTW, those guy friends of yours probably wanted to bang you (and still do), but you deemed them to be not “man” enough and friendzoned them</p>
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<p>Thanks for being man enough to admit it unlike some of these guys that refuse to pull their balls out of their manginas and have some sort of sexuality.</p>